Where are you?

[Tribulation Force]

Where's my fellow "push the button" "castle anthrax" former coworker. Talk to me.

[Aquamarine]

linburger is the english translated version...don't you know that?

[terilyn]

Truly a classic!

[DouglasKC]

My shoes are full of cheese. It feels good.

[JenB]

"Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure".

I hear no possum. I think the problem is your ear?

My dog Latin is fairly cheesy. What did you mean to say?

[DouglasKC]

Re: The Cat.

That was extremely funny.

[GovernmentShrinker]

Hey, isn't that the same Fred I saw on www.catenema.com? (not to worry, it's not an X-rated site or anything, just hysterically funny--go ahead, I promise it's safe to click on it)

[WIMom]

Yeah! Same, but this one is named "Bad request"!

[Redneck Apologist]

It may feel good, but the smell is killing me!

[albee]

Hey, T.F., Free Republic Member since October 17th, 2001!

Perhaps you should have lurked a while instead of jumping in with comments that no one can understand!

[nopardons]

Naaaaaaw, that's just a nasty rumor. Tinfoil for desert ?

[Hammerhead]

member since 10/17/01.

hope you get blowed-up real good like over this inane post. newbie. Hammerhead the Freepcreep formally knows as PRin...I mean Agent99

[Billie]

You're even more handsome than I could have imagined. What a bod!

[GovernmentShrinker]

Just curious, how did YOU happen to find that site? I'm sure everyone who's found it has a story to tell. A couple of months ago my 17-year-old cat was severely constipated, and it was the middle of the night so I didn't want to call the vet with my question, which was whether it's okay to give cats Metamucil, so I went surfing--searched on "cats AND constipation". I eventually got my answer (yes, it's okay), but not before I'd bumped into the cat enema story and enjoyed a great laugh. Poor miserable kitty couldn't figure out what "mom" was laughing so hard at.

[dandelion]

NONONO - He has done us a incredibly valuable service! There will never be another thread like this one! At least, I hope not...

Let us know if you find your little friend, T.F... we will be waiting with cheese-baited breath.

[Come get it]

Perhaps you should have lurked a while instead of jumping in with comments that no one can understand!

Ah, some of your own advice may have come in handy!

I say to you, your headaches are the result of the gastrointestinal difficulties of Fred.

Narry shall it be...

[WIMom]

Actually, CheneyChick found it a couple weeks ago while searching for something on the Emmys. She was looking to do a spoof and typed enema, and found Fred. He's been sort of a mascot around here ever since.

[Miss Marple]

There is too much cheese on this thread. We need a more balanced diet.

Go to

The Unbearable Sadness of Vegetables

[Come get it]

Read on before posting your sqveeshenflaffen.

Have you no rhubarb, man! Gone fishin'...

[filbert]

*chuckle*

Please Do Not Post Any Cheese Information You May Have!

Loose (Cheese) Nips be Chips.

[WIMom]

Vegetables have rights too!