Please help - need AWSOME Chili Recipe - Vanity Post

Self ^ | 10-24-01 | Brytani

[sausageseller]

Trimmings from beef or lamb. So people call it fat. But I don't care for that. I cut my own steaks. And we save the trimmings. The trimmings are good to add when making venison sausage.

[hole_n_one]

Larry Klayman's Theme song...

Now that I know what suet is, I can fully appreciate your post.

[hole_n_one]

With a screen name like yours, I'm gonna go with that.

[gopheraj]

Ditto, Roger. Venison chunked up in grape sized pieces wnd cooked for a couple of hours. I use cumin, lots of garlic and onion, chopped fresh jalapeno - we do like pintos in it and some fresh tomatoes. Served with some buttermilk cornbread with corn (creamed or whole) in the batter and you can throw in some jalapenos in there too. BTW, I am kin by marriage to some Isoms in San Antonio.

[2sheep]

Thermonuclear Texas Chili recipe
The Chili Contest

[samiam5]

Hold the peppers by the stem over the pot and use a pair of sharp scissors to cut them. It saves a lot of pain.

[gopheraj]

What the hell is a little suet? It's what a midget wears to a wedding.

[sausageseller]

That reminds me of a wedding I was in once. All the groomsmen were not from the town the wedding was held in. So we all had our shirt,coat and pant size sent to them so they could order the tuxs. We all arrived for the night before and try on the tuxs to find out all the pants were to short. We had given them the inseam measurements and they had used them for the outseam. The supplier told the bride that they thought she had a bunch of midgets in the wedding!

[The-viking]

There is only two secrets to great chili. 1- use stew meat and ground meat. 2- And the most important buy cumin seeds roast in a frying pan until brown then crush. I use a rolling pin. Thats where you get the real chili flavor.

[deport]

......Larry Klayman's Theme song.........

LOL ..... see #28

[gopheraj]

ROTF! Must have not been much of a seamtress to measure the outside seams. LOL BTW, do ya really sell sausage? No one here in Missouri knows anything about dried sausage. Moved here from Texas and think we are sitting on a gold mine if we could get off the pot and open up and sell some of ours.

[Howlin]

Very funny. I wish I was witty enough to come up with a real song for him!

[BigBadWolf]

I'd give you my Screaming Nuclear Death Chili recipe, but it's been banned in 49 states. Not for the faint of heart. Requires at least a case of ice cold Shiner Bock at the ready, and asbestos underwear.

[Irma]

LOL!!!!

[Bobsat]

You win! Best reply on the whole thread!

[Dan Day]

If there's any problems, check the house for beans. Clear yer whole property of any bean residue, they are a contaminant and can spoil the pot from as far as a quarter mile. Luckily, we live in Texas and our driveways' are wider, not to mention longer. DO NOT BURY THE BEANS, they must be burnt to insure proper sterilization.

ROFL!

I'm in Texas too, and I couldn't agree more.

[ladyinred]

Suet.....Larry Klaymans theme song! ROTFL!

[timestax]

B E A N S make the chile !!!