[sausageseller]

That reminds me of a wedding I was in once. All the groomsmen were not from the town the wedding was held in. So we all had our shirt,coat and pant size sent to them so they could order the tuxs. We all arrived for the night before and try on the tuxs to find out all the pants were to short. We had given them the inseam measurements and they had used them for the outseam. The supplier told the bride that they thought she had a bunch of midgets in the wedding!

[gopheraj]

ROTF! Must have not been much of a seamtress to measure the outside seams. LOL BTW, do ya really sell sausage? No one here in Missouri knows anything about dried sausage. Moved here from Texas and think we are sitting on a gold mine if we could get off the pot and open up and sell some of ours.