[Semper911]

Nice work -- thanks for the laughs. I especially liked the Limo Dems.

BILL CLINTON: You have two cows. One is your wife, and one was your girlfriend.

[zencycler]

BILL CLINTON: You used to have three cows - Hillary, Monica, and one real cow. But lately, Monica is even too big for your taste, and Hillary's black pant suit just isn't doing it for you anymore. That third cow starts looking better and better, until one day you just can't help yourself.

When you come home to Hillary, there is a milk stain on your blue cardigan. Naturally, she's suspicious, and asks you if you've been messing around with either of the other two "cows". You tell her "Hillary, I want you to listen to me very carefully. I did not have sex with that bovine, or Monica Lewinsky."