Don't Have A Cow Over This- Humor Break

[TheLionessRN]

LOL to the giraffes

[sokit2mebb]

BARNEY FRANK: You have two cows. Life is good.

Correction:

BARNEY FRANK: You have two bulls. Life is good.

LOL!! Great comeback!!

[Office Manager]

I haven't laughed this hard in months!! Thanks, all!!

[freebilly]

A TALIBAN LEADER: You have two cows. You shoot one of them because your neighbor milked it one night while you were sleeping. You shoot the other when it does not convert to Islam. You blame the death of your cows on a bomb dropped in a pasture thirty miles away.

[poet]

Fabulous!!

[poet]

Genius!

[poet]

LOL Now that's funny!

[poet]

Don't sink to their level.

[poet]

Please stop!! ROFLMAO big time!

[poet]

However, if they are in his apartment he probably won't notice them.

[jws3sticks]

Speaking of Hillary and of Cows:

Here's Moooooooomy:

Appologies to the beautiful original animals depicted here on behalf of this Freeper Joke.

As America watches, we all suffer a quick case of projectile vomiting, RIGHT ON HILLARY LITTLE BLACK FAT LEGGED SUIT (I WISH):

[RandallFlagg]

RANDALL FLAGG: I have one baby calf and one osama bin laden. I strap OBL's arms and legs spread wide over a couple of 55-gallon drums filled with pig's blood. As flies bounce between the blood and OBL -saturating him with it, I tape a catheder across his back and place milk in a LARGE bag to feed it. The other end of the catheder stops at his waistline so the milk slowly drips down OBL's wee-wee...

THEN, I send in the hungry baby calf.

[freebilly]

The Boston Red Sox: You have two cows. They are the finest cows on the planet. However, since you cannot afford to feed them adequately you trade both of them for a goat, a chicken, two sheep, and a gerbil to be named later.

In July your chicken hurts its wing and cannot go out in the field. In August, your goat is injured in a hunting accident and will not recover until next spring. All you have left in your bullpen is the two sheep. They do an impressive impersonation of bulls, but in the end they are sheep all the same.

You read about the two cows you traded away. They are on a farm in New York. You hear they are now worth 1000 times more than what you traded them for. It'll be different, you think, when the chicken's wing is healthy and the goat is sound again. Wait until next year, you think, you have big plans for the gerbil.

[freebilly]

You are one sick pervert. I like you!

:o))

[RandallFlagg]

Well, I WAS gonna mention the horse, but I thought not....

Thanks anyway...

[randystone]

Ronald McDonald: you had two cows, now you have over two hundred servered. think about starting a franchise.

randystone

[Norb2569]

A 2001 PEACENICK: You haven't any cows, but you enjoy the freedom to partake of the consumption of milk and beef products everyday. Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorists, who have such enmity towards you, because there are cows in your country and you and your fellow countrymen get to enjoy the products they produce, use boxcutters and BRUTALLY ATTACK AND MURDER 6,000 cows and vow to kill all of the cows in your country as well as you and your fellow countrymen. You shame your fellow countrymen who want to protect your country from the Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorists by stopping them in their tracks and destoying their network.

You and your fellow peacenicks go out into the streets to protest those who are supporting the government that is trying to protect YOU, and say that they are insensitive to their needs and are killing innocents and should stop the war at once. You can't give any logical reason for your actions, but you still enjoy milk on your cereal for breakfast, a burger at lunch, and a juicy steak for dinner.

After dinner you watch CNN and see yourself protesting on TV and feel proud that you have done something for world peace.

Got milk?