[Revolting cat!]

"You mean it was Ray Stevens, not Cat Stevens who did 'Ahab the Arab'? Next you're gonna tell me that Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs weren't our Muslim brothers!"

[InvisibleChurch]

"I'm going to secretly change my son's name from "Wooly Bully bin Laden" to "I-slam U-slamWe-Al'SlamForIslam bin Laden"....... but quick!"