Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

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[World'sGoneInsane]

Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke

Have a Nice Day!

OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That

Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was

Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad

If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer

What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???

Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay

This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products

Say Cheese!

We Hope This Finds You Peaceful

Food Drop Will Soon Follow

All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority

Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!

Batteries Not Included

The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That

WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health

This Side UP --------->

No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product

Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness

Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb

Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin

Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection

WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!

Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Contains No Phosphates

Cuts Through The Toughest Grease

Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage

SPF RATING: 2001

NOT FOR RESALE

Kills Fleas and Ticks

Fast Acting and Long Lasting

Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages

All Rights Reserved

May Cause Loss of Turbans

We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It

[Kevin Curry]

Please Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Can You Say 'Thermonuclear'? I Knew You Could!

[glock rocks]

Say Cheese! (in braille)

[monkeyshine]

lol. "our parents didn't give us enough attention as children"

For Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

ISO 9000 qualified.

[Mulder]

How about this one:

"Our strength lies in our diversity"

Once we have dropped about 1000 of those bombs on the terrorist sand goblins, we should banish that phrase from our lexicon forever.

[miner89]

We regret you are experiencing technical difficulties.

[10mm]

CAUTION: Will induce post-partum abortion. Handle with care.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

This bomb cherishes diversity

[World'sGoneInsane]

ROFLMAO

[Sabertooth]

HIGH JACK THIS, FAGS

Should read...

Please feel free to accept this deadly missile,
you heterosexually-challenged men in dirty robes.

[Menkenspiel]

"Allah asked me to tell you he'd like to talk to you -- like, NOW!"

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

We are still holding bake sales for schools so we could afford the GPS for this bomb.

[Kevin Curry]

How about: "We Cherish All Sexual Deviates"

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Knock knock, Here is a copy of the latest Watchtower and 1000lbs of H.E.. I hope you can speed read.

[Psycho_Bunny]

"D O N ' T   P A N I C"

"Inspected by No. 43"

"NOT a Humanitarian Food Package"

"BIG STICK"

"All your rocks are belong to U.S."

 

[Kevin Curry]

This Munition Is An Equal Opportunity Annihilation Device

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Open mouth, stick out tongue, and say Allah!

[Psycho_Bunny]

"Infidel Power!"

[World'sGoneInsane]

Brahahahahaha

[WRhine]

Do not attempt to open it and eat the contents.

Or: if this bomb did not explode open up template at top, follow red wire to switch, flip switch to on. In Arabic of course.