Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

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[World'sGoneInsane]

Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke

Have a Nice Day!

OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That

Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was

Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad

If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer

What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???

Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay

This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products

Say Cheese!

We Hope This Finds You Peaceful

Food Drop Will Soon Follow

All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority

Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!

Batteries Not Included

The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That

WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health

This Side UP --------->

No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product

Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness

Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb

Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin

Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection

WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!

Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Contains No Phosphates

Cuts Through The Toughest Grease

Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage

SPF RATING: 2001

NOT FOR RESALE

Kills Fleas and Ticks

Fast Acting and Long Lasting

Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages

All Rights Reserved

May Cause Loss of Turbans

We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It

[smolensk]

Oh PAH-LEEZE!!!! Give me a BREAK! Maybe the Gay Rights people should be more worried about the Syrian pilots who flew into Ft. Worth today to take flying lessons. And all this and my father-in-law (a medical doctor) can't get a visa to come here and visit his daughter and grandson! SICKENING!

[B Knotts]

WARNING: This area contains an explosive known to the State of California to cause sudden discharge of organs or other reproductive harm.

[copycat]

Hows my Driving?

Call 1800 KABOOOM

[The KG9 Kid]

Caution: Contents may be hot.

[dbbeebs]

No smoking within 300 feet, thanks.

[HP8753]

How about "Better start picking out names for your 67 Virgin Camel"

[WRhine]

"Don't Take This Personally"
"From America With Love"
"You've Been Terminated"
"This Is From Allah"
"So Sorry"
"Return To Sender"
"Have A Blast"
"Enjoy Mr. bin Laden"
"Don't Hate Me Because I am a Bomb"
"This Won't Hurt a Bit
"Say Ahhhhh"
"This is for the Bearded Holy Man"

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Baby on Board.
Put down your cell phone and die!

[World'sGoneInsane]

OK, How about: Don't Worry--Be Happy!

[My back yard]

A message for the New Millenniumally Challenged.

[monkeyshine]

This is meant for you, not Islam.

[World'sGoneInsane]

LOL, you got the idea. But, I think we have to leave out the last one!

[VA Advogado]

As opposed to: A Politically Uncorrect Thing To Say

[Senator Pardek]

Islam Is a Peaceful Religion - Too Bad That 99% Of Our Military Is Not Islamic!

[Sabertooth]

"I think they should simply paint the word, "JUSTICE" on each of the bombs, let us not forget why we are fighting."

Make that "INFINITE JUSTICE."

[Waco]

"Bin Hillary loves ya baby."

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

We already had enough plowshares, sorry.
Forgive me, my parents spanked me.

[miner89]

"Objects in Mirror May be Larger Than They Appear"

"Thank You for Pushing the Self Destruct Button"

[mercy]

DOD Consumer Warning! It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in any manner not officially sanctioned.

Please read and follow all warning labels and do not place this explosive product near fire or flame.

Do not take it into your mud hut and use it for furniture.

Do not drag it behind your donkey as a field empliment.

Do not attempt to open it and eat the contents.

Do not allow children to use it as playground equipment.

Do transport it to the nearest military installation and bang on the pointy end real hard with a hammer, large rock, or other heavy object. This will make a loud noise and help you to alert the authorities to it's whereabouts.