Posted on 10/17/2001 11:01:02 AM PDT by VRWCmember
No doubt you've seen the e-mail going around about the number "11" in relation to the WTC and Pentagon attacks of 9/11. If so, you are sure to enjoy David Pawson's response to it. Don't know who David is; however his response is hilarious! Be sure to read the response after the 'Original Email'.
Original Email:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side look like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Dave's response:
Oh my Gawd! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name David Pawson! I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS" - obviously can't trust them. I would rely on self-defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone please help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my Gawd, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
- - Dave
P.S. "IT'S BULLSH*T" also has 11 letters!
"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number."
Creepy, but consider this:
hillary rodham clinton = 7 letters, 6 letters, 7 letters
767 was one of the planes used to hit the WTC.
The number 11 again; Mohammed is a victim of black magic because of 11 knots made in his hair.
He is the curse that brought the 11 terrors!
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