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Germans disgruntled by invasion of wild pigs
TheScotsman.Co.UK ^ | 10/17/01 | Allan Hall

Posted on 10/17/2001 8:31:28 AM PDT by Texas Gal

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To: one_particular_harbour
I once did a report for some college history class that covered the use of animals in war.

It was the only fun history report I had ever written.( I was an engineering major)

Anywho,
Along with cow catapults, incendiary fruit bats in WWII, and donkey bombs in Afghanistan, I
found out that flaming pigs were often used in earlier wars.

I don't remember all the details but apparently you put a little oil on a pig, light
him up, point him in a specific direction, and he becomes a medieval cruse missile.

From the historical reports I read, they will stay on track for hundreds of yards,
then start catching things on fire when they get to their target.

21 posted on 10/17/2001 8:56:43 AM PDT by avg_freeper
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To: avg_freeper
...cow catapults...

Run awaaaaay!!!

22 posted on 10/17/2001 9:04:36 AM PDT by uglybiker
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To: Texas Gal
That's insane...here you have Germans, with Bier in Hand...and a bunch of walking Wurst containers...and they can't even shoot em?!?
23 posted on 10/17/2001 9:05:18 AM PDT by B Knotts
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To: Texas Gal
This kind of thing is bound to happen when 2 bad laws intersect each other. My understanding of what I was told when I lived there (89-92):

"To protect wildlife" nearly every species has a protected status. You can only shoot large game (deer, pigs, etc) after there has been a wildlife survey done of your property and the types, sexs and age groups have been determined. Then you are told what animals of what age groups and how many of them are to be shot. At this point most people have to get a warden to accompany them out to actually shoot these beasties and the Jaegermeister tells you which specific individual to shoot.

Firearms are so regulated, controlled and expensive that hardly anyone bothers to get them and go through the hassles of keeping them. The socialist government and its propaganda machine have insured that there is a stigma attached to any weapon (read "evil self firing crime device") other than extremely expensive multibarrel breech loaders. This creates a society where only a very small percentage of the population is capable of affording a respectable (read "good") gun, therefor there really isnt much of a "gun culture".

So, in the rare instances where there is someone that can come up with the money and is willing to go through all the problems of getting and storing a firearm, they have to have their wildlife surveyed, make a jaegermeister appointment, and wait all day in the cold rain (=German hunting season) for the jaegermeister to decide that the pig you can shoot is the ancient 3 legged tumor ridden one.

Makes you want to hunt there doesnt it?

24 posted on 10/17/2001 9:20:44 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: Texas Gal
This kind of thing is bound to happen when 2 bad laws intersect each other. My understanding of what I was told when I lived there (89-92):

"To protect wildlife" nearly every species has a protected status. You can only shoot large game (deer, pigs, etc) after there has been a wildlife survey done of your property and the types, sexs and age groups have been determined. Then you are told what animals of what age groups and how many of them are to be shot. At this point most people have to get a warden to accompany them out to actually shoot these beasties and the Jaegermeister tells you which specific individual to shoot.

Firearms are so regulated, controlled and expensive that hardly anyone bothers to get them and go through the hassles of keeping them. The socialist government and its propaganda machine have insured that there is a stigma attached to any weapon (read "evil self firing crime device") other than extremely expensive multibarrel breech loaders. This creates a society where only a very small percentage of the population is capable of affording a respectable (read "good") gun, therefor there really isnt much of a "gun culture".

So, in the rare instances where there is someone that can come up with the money and is willing to go through all the problems of getting and storing a firearm, they have to have their wildlife surveyed, make a jaegermeister appointment, and wait all day in the cold rain (=German hunting season) for the jaegermeister to decide that the pig you can shoot is the ancient 3 legged tumor ridden one.

Makes you want to hunt there doesnt it?

25 posted on 10/17/2001 9:20:45 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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26 posted on 10/17/2001 9:24:22 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Texas Gal
From the headline I thought my ex was over there.
27 posted on 10/17/2001 9:25:18 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Texas Gal
Wait a second... here's the solution:

Gather the wild pigs, herd them onto the C-17's heading for Afghanistan, open bay doors deposit wild pigs on Taliban. When Taliban runs, Brits and Ameircans can have a barbeque with 'tenderized' pork, then coat their bullets in the fat and viola, NO MORE TERRORIST, and NO MORE 72 virgins!!

28 posted on 10/17/2001 9:28:49 AM PDT by Norb2569
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"Ramstein"

Did you ever see any of the behemoth sausage material that used to hang out in the blackberry patch around Hoehneken(sp?) castle at night?

29 posted on 10/17/2001 9:32:33 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: Norb2569
Hey, that's my idea.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/546832/posts

30 posted on 10/17/2001 10:15:44 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: matamoros
Thats a very interesting offer, I just might. I wasnt allowed to visit Poland when I lived in Germany but I heard some great things from friends who had. The problem is that I dont speak any Polish. Now where would I find someone to help me translate a few phrases that I might need for the price of a few beers and some freeper discussion...hmmm....
33 posted on 10/17/2001 11:24:03 AM PDT by gnarledmaw
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Firearms are so regulated, controlled and expensive that hardly anyone bothers to get them and go through the hassles of keeping them. The socialist government and its propaganda machine have insured that there is a stigma attached to any weapon...

They also have the same situation we would have if we were that restricted. I know 'some people' from when I lived in Germany who could've gotten me anything I wanted on the black market. And I do mean anything. The Czech and Russian mobs are all over the place in Europe even if the govt denies it.

I really wanted an AK or Uzi, but I was afraid to get one because I would have had to smuggle it back to the States in my household goods. Probably could have gotten by with it since from what I understand only about ten percent of the ISO containers on the cargo ships actually get checked.

34 posted on 10/17/2001 11:26:53 AM PDT by Looking4Truth
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To: Texas Gal
Oink Du Lieber!!!!
35 posted on 10/17/2001 11:27:54 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Texas Gal
Now we know why Hillary!! was in such a hurry to become airborne that her vehicle almost ran over a LEO in Westchester County!! Where are Maddie, Rosie, and Janet??
37 posted on 10/17/2001 11:37:04 AM PDT by tracer
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gnarledmaw

Hohenecken, near K-Town.

The wild pigs around that area and around Pirmasens have really high radioactive content.

The foresters theorize it's from the fallout from Tchernobyl. The boars eat a lot of mushrooms and forage in the leaves. Supposedly they pick up the radioactivity from that. Foresters families are advised not to eat too much of the meat.

longjack

38 posted on 10/17/2001 11:53:29 AM PDT by longjack
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To: Looking4Truth
I had heard of some good deals on AK's also but couldnt figure out a safe way to get them back...thats the story of my life really but Ill leave that for another day.
39 posted on 10/17/2001 12:12:56 PM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: longjack
Yup, thats the place. We used to party up in the castle at night and build our fires across the breach in the wall to make sure the pigs stayed on the outside. I always kind of chuckled at the newbies who didnt understand the manic dash for firewood before it got dark. "Well, their just pigs, aint they?" LOL

As far as the radiation goes I guess that thats just another good reason not to hunt for those pigs.

40 posted on 10/17/2001 12:20:40 PM PDT by gnarledmaw
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