Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking.
After about five minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.
Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's retaliation.
They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers.
A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.
When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
George W. says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
Thanks, I needed a chuckle on a day like this.
LOL, thanks!
Unfortunately, comedy may become reality within a week.......
The enormity of this change in the type of antrax deployed (weapon grade) has not been realized yet by the masses of sheeple.....When the first mass release occurs and tens of thousands are dying, people will be screaming for the nuclear option......
God help us all! My fortune cookie the other day stated "May you live in interesting times"
This is just a little too interesting for my liking.....
NeverGore
1) warn them that if the anthrax, hijackings, and other nonsense doesn't stop, their most precious holy site - Mecca - is literally toast
2) if it doesn't stop, drop the bomb on Medina (holy site #2) and warn them that Mecca is next
3) if it still doesn't stop, DO IT
Short of killing ALL of them (which will never happen) THAT is what will work.