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Attic mishap left ex-model with 'vampire bite'
Irish Independent ^ | Wednesday October 17th 2001 | Ray Managh

Posted on 10/16/2001 6:47:06 PM PDT by aculeus

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1 posted on 10/16/2001 6:47:06 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: aculeus
I think this post is nothing but an accident waiting to happen.
2 posted on 10/16/2001 6:59:38 PM PDT by Cicero
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To: Cicero; aculeus
"She grew despondant after the injury, and turned to Ice Cream,

but continued her modelling career"....FRegards

3 posted on 10/16/2001 7:21:08 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: aculeus
That Hillary will hang around anywhere for a beautiful woman.
4 posted on 10/16/2001 7:23:38 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Cicero
Later, she dyed her hair, and applied for an Interns' job, but was rejected for girth - if ya can't get through the door, ya can't go to work!

You were so right, Cicero ...FRegards

5 posted on 10/16/2001 7:33:34 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: gonzo
Yowza!
6 posted on 10/16/2001 9:18:45 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: gonzo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

J.F.C.! What the hell was that?!?!?!

8 posted on 10/16/2001 9:26:16 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: gonzo
I thought those things were extinct?
9 posted on 10/16/2001 9:27:34 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: Captainpaintball; one_particular_harbour; The Magical Mischief Tour
Naturally, others would show their support for the injured femminist personage,

But when Rosie O'Doughnut showed-up

It was chaos! Gas exploding - virgins running amuck! I'll tell ya kids, it doesn't get any better than this....

Y'all stay well and vigilant, and I'll be back! ....FRegards

10 posted on 10/16/2001 11:22:41 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: Captainpaintball; Cicero; aculeus; Peter W. Kessler; one_particular_harbour; Paul Atreides...
Our own FRiend, Revrun Pete Kessler tried to restore order,

but it was to no avail!

Soon, there were aircraft, piloted by swarthy, middle-eastern men, trying to copulate,

and even albore figured out what went wrong last November...

There are more pictures of the carnage, but they're only available by e-mail - protect the children, y'know....FRegards

11 posted on 10/17/2001 9:29:07 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: Captainpaintball; Cicero; aculeus; Peter W. Kessler; one_particular_harbour; Paul Atreides...
Happily, Socks C. was not injured in the melee....FRegards
12 posted on 10/17/2001 9:42:54 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: gonzo
yO!

Gonzo ol' pal!!

You promised me that if I set you up with Hillary's sister you'd keep it on the QT. So much for the word of a good friend.

Try to stay on top, pal.

13 posted on 10/17/2001 11:22:02 PM PDT by Phil V.
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To: gonzo
Oh no.

Not THAT one again...

Postscript:
The "Rev" has cleaned up his act, and actually attends Church regularly.

(I still dislike trips to the barber, however...)

Hi, Laz!

14 posted on 10/18/2001 6:00:58 AM PDT by Peter W. Kessler
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To: Phil V.
What can I say, Phil? She's a lotta woman, and I gotta thank ya.

Oh, and I gotta stay on top! Tried the bottom two years ago and spent six weeks in traction plus a spleen-transplant! Stay well and vigilant, pally...FRegards

15 posted on 10/18/2001 2:20:58 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: Peter W. Kessler
Oh YES!! That one again!!

I made ya famous, Pedro! YER ON MY HOMEPAGE!!

A lot of us are getting churchy lately, pal. Stay well and vigilant, old friend...FRegards

16 posted on 10/18/2001 2:32:38 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: B Ireland; Bob Ireland
This could make you smile, or make you sicker, pal. Stay well and vigilant....FRegards
17 posted on 10/18/2001 9:26:31 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: gonzo
***They are noticeable when I wear a bikini and they are embarrassing***

PATIENT: Doctor, it hurts whenever I move my arm like this...

DOCTOR: Then don't move your arm like that...

18 posted on 10/23/2001 5:31:29 AM PDT by B Ireland
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To: B Ireland
ps: The pics never loaded... [?]
19 posted on 10/23/2001 5:33:35 AM PDT by B Ireland
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To: B Ireland
Pics?....Hmmm, they load for me on Netscape and Explorer.

Re-boot and re-try? Stay well, pal....FRegards

20 posted on 10/23/2001 1:44:50 PM PDT by gonzo
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