Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

Infobeat ^ | 10/16/01 | News Article

[calmseas]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

Terror lord Osama bin Laden's son said U.S. and British forces "will never track down my father" - raising questions about what would happen if the Saudi-born millionaire is caught alive.

"America and Britain will never track down my father," bin Laden's son Abdullah told Britain's Sunday Mirror. "He has vanished into the landscape - he is invisible."

The Mirror in today's editions also quoted bin Laden's son, one of 42 children fathered by the terror kingpin, as saying his father had disappeared with 60 trucks filled with satellite equipment Sept. 11, the day of the suicide hijack attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon.

[calmseas]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

That's the whole idea! (The kid must be dense.)

[DocCincy]

To: Bin Laden's Son

And your point would be....?

[right]

You'll Never Take Him Alive - - Oh well!

[wideawake]

Ummm . . . why haven't we taken his son into custody? He's clearly a collaborator who has useful information. He should be in a basement at The Tombs right now being proactively debriefed, if you know what I mean.

[js1138]

I personally envision him sealed forever in one of his underground bunkers. No need to worry about which one. In fact it will be much better if he just quits communicating and is never found.

[CPL BAUM]

I think we can find a way to make him GLOW IN THE DARK

[MindBender26]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

If you insist.....

[calmseas]

I guess I'd like to see the body--but that's just for personal satisfaction, I suppose.

[Frumanchu]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

Promise?

[NoClones]

It is obvious that the level of education the kid had was substandard:

'Invisible'? - with 60 trucks & satellite equipment?

[general_re]

What was that line from "Men in Black"?

"Your offer is acceptable." ;)

[Quilla]

He is invisible.

Yea, but is he bulletproof?

[TheGoodDoc]

"America and Britain will never track down my father," bin Laden's son Abdullah told Britain's Sunday Mirror. "He has vanished into the landscape - he is invisible."

Dream on you vermin fecal mass.

Trust me. Dear old dad will soon assume room temperature, along with all of his henchmen and thugs.

[TomGuy]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

Okay, fine!
Whatever floats your boat.

[Fresh Wind]

Maybe he's already dead, in which case Junior is right.

[calmseas]

'Invisible'? - with 60 trucks & satellite equipment?

Yeah, I thought the same thing. If he had left with 60 trucks and satellite equipment, he would be camel meat by now.

I think we all know he is in a cave somewhere, holed up with a few of his trusted cronies, knowing that he will be cosmic dust sometime very some.

[g'nad]

Bin Laden Son: You'll Never Take Him Alive

O.K. by me...do you want us to send his residue home?...

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Osama bin Laden? D-E-A-D works for me.

[1Old Pro]

. "He has vanished into the landscape - he is invisible."

Sounds like the son abuses opium.

[arete]

I seriously doubt that we really want bin Laden alive. It would only cause more problems. Better that we have a dead body, or better, pieces of a dead body.

Richard W.