[Homer_J_Simpson]

I don't qualify yet, but I am in the inquiry phase of RCIA so I hope to be a full member by next year. When do I learn the secret handshake?

[Aquinasfan]

When do I learn the secret handshake?

Hey, how come no one told me about the secret handshake?

[Mr. Thorne]

Hah!

I just went thru RCIA last year with the wife. She was chock full of (very insightful) questions, which I, not being a doctor of Canon law, was unable to answer.

(Seriously man, she asked some tough questions!)

[pbear8]

When do I learn the secret handshake?

After you learn the entire Ordinary of the Mass in Latin, we will teach you.

[Rum Tum Tugger]

When do I learn the secret handshake?

Immediately after confirmation, your priest gives you the secret handshake and your own copy of the Notre Dame playbook.