[SoothingDave]

The birth rate in Italy is pretty low. How so?

I've been to Italy. After the antipasti, the primo platter (heaps of pasta), the second platter (meat), the dolci (gelatto), the coffee, the grappa who has time for sex?

SD

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I've been to Italy. After the antipasti, the primo platter (heaps of pasta), the second platter (meat), the dolci (gelatto), the coffee, the grappa who has time for sex?

I've been to Italy too. Believe me, that's not the answer. There must be another reason.

Did the waiter get pissed when you were too full to go on to the entree?