[OLD REGGIE]

I've been to Italy. After the antipasti, the primo platter (heaps of pasta), the second platter (meat), the dolci (gelatto), the coffee, the grappa who has time for sex?

I've been to Italy too. Believe me, that's not the answer. There must be another reason.

Did the waiter get pissed when you were too full to go on to the entree?

[SoothingDave]

I've been to Italy too. Believe me, that's not the answer. There must be another reason.

I've seen the women in Italy, too. There must be another reason.

Did the waiter get pissed when you were too full to go on to the entree?

I just wouldn't finish all of my pasta to save room for the main course. You do get disapproving looks. I learned "peano" which is Italian for "full."

SD