Probably his political beliefs. For some time now I have thought that Swervant tries WAY too hard to be macho, with his gun talk and such. You know, methinks he doth protest too much.
Notice how the name Phil Donahue is never far from his mind?!?!?!?!
As a matter of fact I bet he comes back with a super macho response about killing something or somebody....
Good grief, Ratty! You're right! When will the madness end?