Nerve poison in tomato crates

Sueddeutsche Zeitung ^ | Friday, 10.12.2001 | Christiane Kohl

[ChowChowFace]

The original article is in German and the translation is a little rough, but you can get a general idea.

This is scary stuff!!

[dep]

surely yoda can do more than just translate? such as stop them?

dep

[maquiladora]

I'd love to understand what this is all about, I know its very inappropriate but I just taken take something with so many translation errors seriously... :-)

Please, could we try and get another translation of this, cause from what I can glean, it could be interesting....

[Mahone]

Sounds rather like the intercepted phone call that FOX news has been reporting, they said it was from European 'sources'.

[ChowChowFace]

Another Partial Translation

[Joe 6-pack]

It reads like a Milorad Pavic novel...

[Soul Citizen]

Interested in all chinese leads. Keep me posted please.

[Nora]

Have you heard any more on why Bush is going to China next week?

[wildwood]

sorry. can't even get the general idea. bad translation.

[Illbay]

About this is initial posting not quite, but parentheses do tell the strike of what their lamps are for.

Brilliant shine is for the dog of the far post, but something to chime the wicked steel prong needs getting.

[Fred25]

Huh? Don’t eat tomatoes on Chinaware? The Crates are invading Strassburg? What should I do? Are cucumbers ok?

[HiTech RedNeck]

This one sounds like a plot to smuggle nerve gas into France in tomato crates.

[b4its2late]

No more homemade sauce............

[HiTech RedNeck]

I feel like going out and getting a pizza at Sbarro's. Anybody wanna come along???

[FReethesheeples]

Thanks for the translation.

These guys are re-enraging me.

I' getting damned fed up with these terrorist twits.

Nuke 'em!

[zog]

--good post, thanks! had no trouble understanding it, been in georgia long enough I can speak yankee, ebonics and bubba equally well, so this was a cinch!

Yep, pressurized gas, easy to smuggle, chinee professors studying american weapons (in the camps/shops/workshops)

Yep, part deux, I keep saying wait until the US profits made from china turn into a net debit once they hit. The islamics are underpaid, fanatical and mostly lamer, the chinese are professionals, determined, and have no choice except to expand in a big way, directly into the oil fields. They will either neutralise the US, or bribe and blackmail us enough on the side so we cave, if we keep up trade with them and allow "patriotic US" slap "international profits are everything" companies to develop their infrastructure for them.

[shezza]

This is scary stuff, but your post had me guffawing so loudly my husband came in to ask if I was okay. Thanks for the grin! ;o)

[EaglesUpForever]

English discussion of same topic

[Illbay]

Glad fartings come forth in the telling of that sure-footed tale. In hopes that your spouse regrets the putting forth the noxious weeds in jest as indigo in May, happy sounds are in the gloaming.

[Soul Citizen]

I could only speculate, I assume it would be to debate coalition interests and post war status of relationships, as well as piracy in the south China Sea.

Of which China has been a state sponsor in blackmailing shipping interests in SE Asia.