[Joe 6-pack]

"If we do get him alive, he needs to fall down a long flight of stairs. Otherwise we'll have to bring his slimey carcass to America."

I heard a radio talk show caller last night recommend that if OBL were captured, he should be covertly transported to the U.S., where a team of crack surgeons could administer an involuntary sex change. Upon completion of his, "transition," he could be smuggled back into the moslem world as a woman. I found the idea intriguing.

[shaggy eel]

,,, he could have some pigs' ears substituted for his own too. He could phone his momma again and say "something big has just happened; it may be a while before you hear from me again."