Posted on 10/09/2001 6:06:18 PM PDT by terilyn
AFGHAN TV GUIDE
8:00 -"Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Stench is Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The DarndestThings"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"
Touche!!!
I think Thursdays at 10:00 should be "Diagnosis: Hegemony."
Hegemony seems to be the latest catch-word of all "rogue states", don'tcha know.
Before this airs, a new TV series called "Lets make a deal" will kick off the fall season. If that show doesn't make it, then "survivor-less" will take its slot.
Afghan Trek: Deep Base Nine
(Afghan Bloodletting Corporation)
"Murdered, She Was"
"Toothless People"
"Solace of the Lambs"
"The Infidel American Devils Advocate"
"Eraserhead"
I'm not quite sure what's going on under that veil, but I count four boobs.
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