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Afghan TV Guide
Garage Logic.com ^ | 10/9/2001 | Joe Soucheray/Garage Logic.com

Posted on 10/09/2001 6:06:18 PM PDT by terilyn

AFGHAN TV GUIDE

8:00 -"Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Stench is Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The DarndestThings"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: terilyn
"We Are The Weakest Link"
21 posted on 10/09/2001 6:25:41 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun
LOL! Good one!
22 posted on 10/09/2001 6:31:23 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: spectre
I think that's, "All your base belong to us".
23 posted on 10/09/2001 6:32:51 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
When are they airing that Palestinian favorite...

Third Rock from my Son!

24 posted on 10/09/2001 6:33:20 PM PDT by F-117A
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To: mrobison
Excellent! FReepers have very creative minds!
25 posted on 10/09/2001 6:33:57 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: F-117A
By today it might be, "The third rock used to be my son".
26 posted on 10/09/2001 6:34:55 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
Are Animal Planet and Playboy on the same channel?
28 posted on 10/09/2001 6:36:50 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: terilyn
Hey, what happened, did they cancel "Mustafa in the Middle?"
29 posted on 10/09/2001 6:38:03 PM PDT by gopgen
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To: terilyn
I think I moved the words and meaning around to reflect Afghani TV.

Didn't seem to work, tho :>)

30 posted on 10/09/2001 6:38:34 PM PDT by spectre
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To: terilyn
Don't forget Jihad Jeapordy....I'll take "Famous U.S. Buildings" for 200, Ali...
31 posted on 10/09/2001 6:40:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: terilyn
The late nite movie: Thirty Seconds over Kabul
32 posted on 10/09/2001 6:41:34 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: terilyn
From The Wife.....

Martha Stewart's......"It's A Jihad Thing........."
33 posted on 10/09/2001 6:47:49 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: terilyn
get SMART bombs

All In The Fatwa

Three's A Conspiracy

I Dream of Jihad

My Three Wives

Hurryup And Makepeace

34 posted on 10/09/2001 6:51:23 PM PDT by redbaiter
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To: cmsgop
"Married With Fatwa"
35 posted on 10/09/2001 6:52:02 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: terilyn
The Bin Laden Bunch? Here's a story of 4 burka'd ladies who were living in a cave with a megalomaniac.....

This Old Underground Bunker? Bahb ViLaden tours 'vacation homes' of affluent warlords in the scenic mountains of Afghanistan.

36 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:03 PM PDT by uvular
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To: spectre
hey - don't worry about it...
I got it...
humor is seldom lost on me...
37 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:18 PM PDT by error99
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To: terilyn
New stream for RA. "Real Audio 96.7", somewhere in the Fago/Moorehead area.

Garage Logic, 2-5 PM Central

38 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:53 PM PDT by pad 34
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To: cmsgop
"Please Don't Eat The Poppies"
39 posted on 10/09/2001 6:55:45 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: cmsgop
"Osama and Jerry"
40 posted on 10/09/2001 6:58:59 PM PDT by cmsgop
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