Judicial Watch Jumps On Record-Setting Bandwagon, Sues Barry Bonds and Major League Baseball

10/08/2001 | William Wallace

[Luis Gonzalez]

This is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual persons or events is coincidence.
No animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.

[Luis Gonzalez]

FYI

[Luis Gonzalez]

FYI

[Free the USA]

Sounds just about right.

[Luis Gonzalez]

It's just good fun.....:-)

[dighton]

You hit it right out of the park.

[Miss Marple]

Luis, you have hit a home run. Hope this stays around for a while!! Ha!!

[Luis Gonzalez]

Not me...William Wallace is the author

[Luis Gonzalez]

William Wallace wrote it.

[PhiKapMom]

This is great -- thanks for posting! Wonder if JW will now pick up on this and run with it -- maybe they think the anti-baseball crowd will donate!

[LarryLied]

No animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.

Define "harmed."

[dighton]

Home run for William Wallace, then. Great post.

[martin_fierro]

In another stunning victory, Judicial Watch recently received a personal letter from Ed McMahon, informing them that they may have already won $78 million in the Publisher’s Clearinghouse sweepstakes. “Some contestants overlook the extra prize sticker which gives several extra chances to win, but our diligent and capable staff successfully completed those tricky forms to maximize our chances,” said President Tom Fitton.

Good. Maybe they won't bug us for cash donations anymore.

[Luis Gonzalez]

"Define "harmed."

We have signed releases.......

[xm177e2]

Nice work, William, it's very funny.

This is somewhat related, from a previous thread:

URGENT REPORT FROM JUDICIAL WATCH:

LARRY KLAYMAN ISSUES URGENT REPORTIn an urgent report earlier today, Larry Klayman, head of Judicial Watch, issued an urgent report, to let people know that he was about to issue an urgent report. This urgent report marks the eigth urgent report this week alone. Klayman says the urgent report was issued, "to root out corruption in our government and to notify people that I would be releasing another, even more urgent, report shortly." The text of the urgent report is as follows:

URGENT REPORT BY LARRY KLAYMAN, HEAD OF JUDICIAL WATCH

Judicial Watch is releasing an urgent report today to notify people of an urgent report we plan on releasing shortly. The urgent report we will be releasing contains important, exciting details about corruption in the highest levels of

--we interrupt this reporting to bring you an urgent report!--

Live at the scene, in front of Judicial Watch headquarters, it appears any minute now that Judicial Watch president Larry Klayman is about to issue the urgent report that the urgent report we just reported on was referencing. Let's go to John, on the scene:

Thank you, Bill. It appears Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch is about to release the urgent report we reported he referenced in his earlier urgent report. Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch is about to start speaking:

"Thank you all for being here to cover my delivery of this urgent report. I am Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch, and I have an urgent report to issue..."

SHUT UP, LARRY!!

[habs4ever]

This is wonderful, thanks so much! LOL

[henderson field]

Define "animals."

[Luis Gonzalez]

Four legged? Two legged? Or other?

[Theresa]

Very very funny. Good writing too. Post more like this!!

[woofie]

I hear he sued the Firemen in New York for wrongfull death..