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How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists
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| 10-7-01
| Vendyl Jones
Posted on 10/07/2001 7:14:26 PM PDT by GuillermoX
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I wonder if this is true or urban legend...
To: GuillermoX
There have been numerous posts on FR that advocated this type of activity. (grease ammunition in pig fat, bury terrorists in pig poop, wrap terrorists head in bacon before they are buried)
The Koran also states that one will enter Paradise in the same physical form that one leaves this earth.
Hence, one should shoot them in the knees, cut off their ears, cut off their nose, remove their tounge, pluck out their eyeballs, castrate them - and THEN shoot them in the head with a pig lubricated bullet.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:22:04 PM PDT
by
PokeyJoe
To: PokeyJoe
I have seen several suggestions on how to use swine against our new Enemies...its possible that this tactic has been used before...can anyone speak to the veracity of this story?
To: GuillermoX
Well, that General should be court martialed asap! My goodness, what a mean person he is. What about other peoples feelings, culture and self esteem!???
To: GuillermoX
I dunno, but Vyndel Jones has devoted his life to archaeology.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:27:51 PM PDT
by
Dallas
To: GuillermoX
Gen. J.J. Pershing lived when Americans still had IRON in their souls. Let there yet be enough for the current contretempts.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:28:01 PM PDT
by
dodger
To: PokeyJoe
"...The Koran also states that one will enter Paradise in the same physical form that one leaves this earth..."
So how is it that 19 of them decided on Sept. 11th
that they would like to enter heaven in the shape of a splat?
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:28:04 PM PDT
by
error99
To: Professional
Pershing was clearly a 'hate criminal'.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:29:03 PM PDT
by
dodger
To: PokeyJoe
The Koran also states that one will enter Paradise in the same physical form that one leaves this earth. How infantile! So, if you are Mohammed Atta, do you enter as a partially incinerated mess? Bet the virgins find that real attractive.
To: GuillermoX
That's not politcaly correct. Somebody's feelings a bound to be hurt.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:30:19 PM PDT
by
oyez
To: GuillermoX
If only...
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:31:46 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
To: GuillermoX
How unfair! How insensitive! He should have held hands with them, and joined them in a candlelight vigil. /sarcasm
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:32:18 PM PDT
by
Mulder
To: GuillermoX
I bet as those barrels would get heated up and that pork fat gets sizzling you get a real breakfasty smell going there. Reminds me of the movie "Apocalypse Now".
The smell of victory is no longer "napalm in the morning."
The new smell of victory is bacon in the morning! LOL
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:35:01 PM PDT
by
4Freedom
To: GuillermoX
G. Gordon Liddy, years ago, proposed a way to end the Iran-Iraq War...: (Remember that one: years before the Iraq-Coalition War?):
Citing a Koran passage which says that a man may not enter the Kingdom of Heaven if his head is in the beklly of a pig, Liddy delictately suggfested, as only Gordon can:
That one side (here Iraq, or bettttter, now the Unitedcd States), first, (paraphrasing here):1)
"Cut off the heads of a few hundred Muslim terrorist combatants";
Then,(2) "Sew the heads inside of pigs bellies."
Thjird, (3) "Send the heads back to relatives sewn inside the pigs's bellies."
These simple, but oh so refined and eleghant,
---- yet incredibly inexpensive steps should promptly end a War with Muslim fanatics & terorists, since the mnotivation of elevation to the Kingdom of eaven would be utterly destroyed.
NOTE:
Osama bin Laden himself,
in today's internationally-broadcast address to "All Muslims",
referred pointedly to "the Kingdom of Heaven" and
prayed for speedy entry of his terrorist-fanatic-combatants thereto.
To: dodger;Professional
Pershing was clearly a 'hate criminal'. Beleive me, in war time and facing an insane, criminal, fanitic enemy like we have, hateing is the nice part. When my troops, buddies, and citizens are in danger there is no extremes in dealing with the enemy. A little pig excretment goes a long way.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:38:58 PM PDT
by
oyez
To: GuillermoX
Pershing was no-nonsense ballbuster. I don't know about this specific story, but during the Indian Wars, he learned firsthand about fighting the American Indians as they fought.
It would not surprise me if it was indeed true.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:43:19 PM PDT
by
Fury
To: oyez; professional; dodger; mulder
You think General Pershing would have taken his shoes off going from mosque to mosque? You think he asked any Imams to say grace over the mess hall?
If he had of been alive today, they would have sentenced him to 10,000 hours of sensitivity training and diversity-quilt making (I think I would prefer Leavenworth).
To: FReethesheeples
I wonder if I should get into pork bellies before the stocks sky rocket.
To: GuillermoX
Why doesn't the Army form an airborne division of pigs?
Call it the "Porky Pig Airborne Division". Give them uniforms, and drop them over these caves where Bin Laden and his butt buddies are hanging out.
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posted on
10/07/2001 7:46:47 PM PDT
by
Mulder
To: Fury
Sorry to quote MS - but really, "It's a good thing".
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