[FReethesheeples]

G. Gordon Liddy, years ago, proposed a way to end the Iran-Iraq War...: (Remember that one: years before the Iraq-Coalition War?):

Citing a Koran passage which says that a man may not enter the Kingdom of Heaven if his head is in the beklly of a pig, Liddy delictately suggfested, as only Gordon can:

That one side (here Iraq, or bettttter, now the Unitedcd States), first, (paraphrasing here):1)

"Cut off the heads of a few hundred Muslim terrorist combatants";

Then,(2) "Sew the heads inside of pigs bellies."

Thjird, (3) "Send the heads back to relatives sewn inside the pigs's bellies."

These simple, but oh so refined and eleghant,

---- yet incredibly inexpensive steps should promptly end a War with Muslim fanatics & terorists, since the mnotivation of elevation to the Kingdom of eaven would be utterly destroyed.

NOTE:

Osama bin Laden himself,

in today's internationally-broadcast address to "All Muslims",

referred pointedly to "the Kingdom of Heaven" and

prayed for speedy entry of his terrorist-fanatic-combatants thereto.

[IRtorqued]

I wonder if I should get into pork bellies before the stocks sky rocket.