"Would this thread have anything to do with the package of documents tied to a brick that was just tossed through my(now broken) kitchen window?"
No! LOL! Was it a literal brick or figurative brick? But if you (and others) are contacted outside FR by me or one of the principals, please remember not to not respond via regular email. Follow the instructions carefully.
I have checked out the DU site several times tonite and even though they have their infiltrators here, so far security has held up.
Upon intricate inspection and drawing on my vast background in Marco Polo studies, the brick's imprint pattern and measurements are consistent with those of a palace brick of Han origin from the Ming Dynasty, and my portable carbon-dating kit correlates this with a 15th century reading. Furthermore, a faint imprint of "Made In China" adorns one corner. Should I be worried?
I surmise that the DU is mounting a stealth attack. Is this the start of the Jackass Jihad?