[EverOnward]

My sister was once bitten by a moose... no kidding.

A Llamma threw up on my cousin when he was feeding him. :-)

My great aunt was laughing at an elderly male lion who didn't take kindly to her ridicule. He lifted his leg through the cage and peed in her face. Unfortunately her mouth was wide open at the time -- I think she spit for weeks after that. True story.

[KC Burke]

my ex, in our youthful visit to a zoo, had a giraffe sneeze a whole head of snot on her once...

Somehow, seems funnier now. ;-)