[SpottedBeaver]

My sister was once bitten by a moose... no kidding.

[glock rocks]

i don't have a sister, but my dog likes cheese.

[Major Matt Mason]

Mind you, moose bites can be nasty! (I said, in my best John Cleese impersonation).

[packrat01]

There's another Freeper who had a moose-bite in the family.

What are the statistical odds of that?

We need to develope an Anti-Moose-Missile.