UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

I am so sorry. I sent you a special apology by freepmail. parsy.

[nopardons]

I don't drink beer, parsy; can I have something else ? Please ?

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

I love it, wish I had thought of changing from Independent to Democrat myself, hey, I still have time!!!

[parsifal]

Certe. I'll have a pepsi one. parsy.

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

In answer to your inquiry..I have located an archive recovery specialist. Let me know..

[Allegra]

Lawrence Welk?

[lowbridge]

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

Now my feelings are hurt. I didn't make the trusted list who received the real plans nor the not sure of list who got two different stories. *sniff* *pout* ;P

Same here.

I'm gonna hold my breath till I turn blue. Then he'll be sorry!

[WIMom]

Oh, I'm in Wisconsin, so make that supply worthy of my home state........LOL!

[glock rocks]

When this is over, the beer will flow in every freepers home

oh man, i just finished hosing out the shop-vac after the last beer flow.
oh well, sir yes sir, beer will flow. carry on.

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

A camel spit in my sisters face.. I nearly got tagged. It was gross!

[xm177e2]

I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers.

I'm not even trustworthy enough to get a set of false plans? You're mean, parsifal! ;)

I understand the need for secrecy, good luck with whatever your project is.

If you need anyone to do any research, just ask, and I'll see what I can come up with.

[nopardons]

Oh, and I had better have gotten the " real deal " answer, parsy. I've been a FREEPER longer than you have and we like many of the same books. : - )

[glock rocks]

my dog peed on a jogger at a red light downtown once. is that your dog? nooooooo.

[fatima]

To: parsifal I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it-------Turtle does not like this-is having another beer on the fence reading real-false plans-

[chantal7]

LOL! I was just kidding!

[Gun142]

Trust nobody. They're listening......

[southern rock]

Lawrence Welk?

Yeah, I know. Parsy is a little strange that way. He once stated that his interests include poetry readings, and capachino on Saturday nights.

What are ya gonna do?

[parsifal]

I am so sorry that I can not tell you whether what you have is real or not. Pretend that it is and follwo the package for now. Please. I have been undercover under several names at DU and others darn near since their inception. I was once a member of the Competitor Intelligence Professionals Society back in the early 90's. I quit when I went back to college and law school. If I can go undercover that far in advance, thee are probably a few DU guys who think the same way I do. For this Super Freep to work, we all have to do our part. parsy.

[Feiny]

Couldn't be as bad as getting hit in the forehead by stream of taper pee!