[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

A camel spit in my sisters face.. I nearly got tagged. It was gross!

[Feiny]

Couldn't be as bad as getting hit in the forehead by stream of taper pee!

[185JHP]

I've heard that camels have two different kinds of sputum - one is viler than the other, you get it if they're really ticked - although unless you've experienced both, I don't know how you'd tell the difference.