UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[packrat01]

but Freepers will go down in history and remembered the world over.

Don't be doin' no suicide missions. Make THEM martyrs to THEIR cause. Dead martyrs aint worth tapir-spit.

[packrat01]

Never mind.

AMMs are called 180gr BTHPs

[clamper1797]

My best friend ... who is also a retired US Marshall has setup a meeting with a couple of his old cronies from the DOJ to discuss the "Blue" team part of the operation. They apparently feel that they can provide some more "useful" information and especially support that should greatly contribute to the cause.

Ahhh ... the perks of having a best friend who used to be a US Marshall and still has all his contacts and is TOTALLY with us. Also I have two other close friends who are active district judges that should be of some help as well ... also on our side BTW ... should we need them. Finally another very close friend and former student of mine who earned his PhD in computer science while working at Lawerence Livermore Labs has offered his help on the "Red" team. He spent sometime working on with the Echelon project, so his help should be quite beneficial .... the pieces are coming together quicker than I thought. To operation "Ultimate Freep"

[Flashlight]

I hope whoever's keeping count of the roses will keep us updated on the current number.

[1_American]

The number is 125 now .....

[KC Burke]

my ex, in our youthful visit to a zoo, had a giraffe sneeze a whole head of snot on her once...

Somehow, seems funnier now. ;-)

[clamper1797]

That number is correct ... and rising

[piasa]

Well, make sure they don't find the scotch tape on the door and use night vision googles instead of flashlights. We had a bad experience once when someone in a neighboring building saw our flashlights. The red lenses don't do squat.

[piasa]

OK, I called my brother and told him to inquire about what you asked. He's got a guy who can do it from a law firm in Alabama who is game, deals with FEC stuff for offshore drilling cmpanies there- and best of all, he's still carrying a grudge from the Gore War. If you need this guy's help it will be very easy to obtain.

[FReethesheeples]

Chuckling out loud:

Al Gore's picture courtesy of the:

"Transconundrum Institute."

[Lazamataz]

Am I a distinct identity cookie?

[185JHP]

I've heard that camels have two different kinds of sputum - one is viler than the other, you get it if they're really ticked - although unless you've experienced both, I don't know how you'd tell the difference.

[RoseyT]

I sure hope to hear the outcome of all of this when it's over, so please keep us informed.

[Scythian]

Afgahnastan, Sudan, Syria, Iraq, Iran are those our orders?

[clamper1797]

A little update about the project for interested spectators ... Contact has been made with representitives of the DOJ courtesy of my friend Fred the US Marshall. It appears that our "friends" over at DU had ALREADY caught their eye. Apparently there IS a difference between dissent and sedition and it appears that some there have been bumping up against that line. Also there has been some concern that some of the Bush-haters at DU(h) may have been posting articles that could be viewed as threatening. Threatening the President ... as we all know ... can be a serious matter. As we all know the various government agencies are taking matters such as this as VERY SERIOUS right now and are no where as tolerant as they used to be. The technically oriented part of the operation has most of it's pieces in place and could be implemented fairly quickly. We are awaiting the legal teams ok before proceeding. Let me assure you that what we have planned WILL have the SUPPORT and BLESSING of many in these agencies and that there will be NO legal (criminal or civil) repercussions. Lastly, it has been rumored that these same agencies may take over the technical portion of the operation for the reasons stated above. When it happens ALL WILL know when the "hammer" drops. And remember what happened to the terrorist web sites.

[piasa]

Whoa, as distinct an identity cookie as can be.

Thanks for the link.