"I have done something very foolish, Lord. I came away from home this morning without my prayer book and my memory is such that I cannot recite a single prayer without it. So this is what I am going to do. I shall recite the alphabet five times very slowly and You, to whom all prayers are known, can put the letters together to form the prayers I can't remember."
The more you show it, the bigger the piece of CRAP gets.
Sometimes the only prayer I have is "Help". Does that meet with your approval?