Dunno what you'll think of Emo Phillip's call for doctrinal purity:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!'
'Why shouldn't I?' he said.
I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!'
He said, 'Like what?'
I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?'
He said, 'Religious.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?'
He said, 'Christian.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?'
He said, 'Protestant.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?'
He said, 'Baptist!'
I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of God or Baptist church of the lord?'
He said, 'Baptist church of God!'
I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of God, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?'
He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of God!'
I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915?'
He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915!'
I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off.
A saint was once given the gift of speaking the language of the ants. He approached one, who seemed the scholarly type and asked:
"What is the Almighty like? Is He in any way similar to the ant?"Said the ant, "The Almighty? Certainly not!
We ants, you see, have only one sting. But the Almight, he has two!"A bitter controversy rages among ant religious schools of thought as to where exactly the second sting is located on the heavenly body of the ant.
A man watched a monkey lift a fish from the water and place it in tree. "What are you doing?" he asked. "Why I'm saving it from drowning."
The Word became flesh; He came to dwell among us... through Him all things came to be; no single thing was created without Him. All that came to be was alive with His life, and that life was the light of men. The light shines on in the dark, and the darkness has never quenched it.
The Word became flesh.. Who can change flesh back into words?
Do y'all know the one about the Baptist, Catholic, Muslim, and Methodist missionaries that were eaten by a cannibal on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, respectively...and on Friday the cannibal had an ecumenical movement? 8^ P
LMAOROF and ha ha ha + Lol on that one even though it as most of your jokes have a not so hidden agenda. :-)