Johnny Donovan: Okay... ladies and gentlement, heeeeere's Alex!
Alex: Welcome ladies an gentlemen. Our first contestant tonight wil be Ron Doughty, just an ordinary citizen who happens to be a Freeper. Ron, by coin toss, you've won the right to go first. Which category would you like
Ron: Well Alex, let's try Famous Ignorant Sl _ ts for two cents.
Alex: Okay Contestants. Listen closely.
Mary Ellen McNish, general-secretary of the American Friends said, "We believe the perpetrators should be brought to justice, but under the rule of law."
For two cents, name the current or former global powers which have or had general secretaries.
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Alex: Yes Ron.
Ron: What is the Union of Soviet Socialst Republics and the United Nations?
Alex: That's right Ron! Johnny, tell the man what he's won.
Johnny: Ron you've won the right to move on to the final round where you'll face one of America most embarassing Senators!
Alex: Okay contestants, listen closely as I state the final question!
"American Friends" protests will take place this Sunday. And I want the audience to know I use that term advisedly. During these protests speakers are alotted fifteen seconds to address one topic, and fifteen minutes to address another. For less than a wooden nickle and the game, name these two topics in the proper order!
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Alex: Okay Mrs. Clinton, let's see your answer.
Mrs. Clinton: What are Peace and love?
Alex: Nope, that's wrong. And for the record the categore wasn't Famous Ignorant Sl _ ts!
Alex: Okay Ron, let's see your answer.
Ron: What is the admonishment for crimes the alleged naughty people were forced to commit by the US, and an assorted laundry list of the evil things the US has done which justified the acts of the alleged naughty people?
Alex: Unlike New York's resident Famous Ignorant Sl _ t, you've nailed it. Johnny, tell this man what he's won.
Johnny: Ron you've won less than a wooden nickle, but years ago you won when you were given a brain that was sufficient enough to recongnize Hillary and those who make up the base of her support for what they are. Congratulations. You win dude!
Alex: That's it for today's show folks. Tune in again tomorrow when another Freeper will lock horns with the nation's former congenital liar in chief.
Alex: Remember folks, don't forget to spay and neuter your local neighborhood marxists / socialists! Good night...