[go star go]

a corpes...

[My2Cents]

Phil Donahue, or maybe Tom Brokaw.

[Chemnitz]

Like Hillary? Registered - America hath need of you. Give us that new face of Osama Has-Bin Laden.

[SERE_DOC]

Just a thought

[VeritatisSplendor]

He's still going to be 6'5", which is even rarer in that part of the world than here -- can't hide that easily.

[Deep_6]

NEWS BULLETIN:
Usama bin Laden Face Lift Pictures

[virgil]

The longer we wait, the more likely he's going to disappear.

[MJY1288]

bin Laden has been captured by one of our best undercover trained terrorist killers

Georgekabob Bushwacker.....

[alithia]

Mad Cow Albright

[caddie]

Sorry to bother the Master, but, Registered, your input here would be welcome, if you are not otherwise occupied.

No rush.

[Migraine]

At last look, he resembled the messy rear end of a diseased yak. Perhaps a good plastic surgeon, using good plastic knives and a box cutter, could make him look like the messy rear end of a diseased camel.

[E=MC²]

Billy boy klinton???

[uvular]

Lots of ideas here: I pick Osama Ben Dover

[Pearls Before Swine]

Brit Hume just reported that plastic surgeons were sent to Afghanistan to give Osama a new face.

There's a lot of people who would like to rearrange his face. Very few of them are board-certified in plastic surgery.

[Jen]

Oh no! The most hated man in the world has morphed into the most hated woman in the world! (Photo respectfully snitched from freeper RandallFlagg on another thread.)

[dalebert]

Well now what do we do? Hunt down the surgeons? Dit Britt say where the story came from?

[dalebert]

Well now what do we do? Hunt down the surgeons? Did Britt say where the story came from?