A New Face for Osama

[Slyfox]

Osama's worst nightmare.

[E=MC²]

Billy boy klinton???

[uvular]

Lots of ideas here: I pick Osama Ben Dover

[Slyfox]

I think you hit the jackpot. Yeah, Ben Dover is a winner!

[jrewingjr]

Here he is.

I'm thinking that he'll probably never leave the cave without his turban on, though.

[Jhoffa_]

kill the bastard and bury him in a pig gut coffin. tell the other sobs that this will be their fate if they f*ck with us...

Bump..

[Pearls Before Swine]

Brit Hume just reported that plastic surgeons were sent to Afghanistan to give Osama a new face.

There's a lot of people who would like to rearrange his face. Very few of them are board-certified in plastic surgery.

[Jen]

Oh no! The most hated man in the world has morphed into the most hated woman in the world! (Photo respectfully snitched from freeper RandallFlagg on another thread.)

[dalebert]

Well now what do we do? Hunt down the surgeons? Dit Britt say where the story came from?

[dalebert]

Well now what do we do? Hunt down the surgeons? Did Britt say where the story came from?

[Slyfox]

Nope, he didn't but late last night one of the cable shows aired a video released by the Taleban that claimed to be a "recent" video of Osama that was not on video. It was on film and looked pretty scratchy. Looks like we may have been given a bit of disinformation by the Taleban. An old Ruskie trick. It would not be the first time somebody tried to hide the way they look.

[Slyfox]

LOL. Hillorama been Traitoren yesterday claimed to understand what it's like to be in the presence of 'terrorists' who turned out to be actual patriotic American citizens. Couldn't that Atta guy have said the same thing as he stepped on onboard that plane he then hijacked and flew into the WTC?