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A New Face for Osama

Posted on 10/04/2001 3:45:22 PM PDT by Slyfox

Brit Hume just reported that plastic surgeons were sent to Afghanistan to give Osama a new face. Does anyone have any idea what the new Osama will look like?


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1 posted on 10/04/2001 3:45:22 PM PDT by Slyfox
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a corpes...
2 posted on 10/04/2001 3:48:39 PM PDT by go star go
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To: Slyfox
Phil Donahue, or maybe Tom Brokaw.
3 posted on 10/04/2001 3:50:30 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: go star go
snort snort
4 posted on 10/04/2001 3:52:25 PM PDT by jlogajan
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To: My2Cents
Phil Donahue, or maybe Tom Brokaw

I was going to say a pig's ass, but your prediction already covers that.

5 posted on 10/04/2001 3:53:09 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Slyfox
Like Hillary? Registered - America hath need of you. Give us that new face of Osama Has-Bin Laden.
6 posted on 10/04/2001 3:55:27 PM PDT by Chemnitz
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killing Bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will > inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I > suggest we do neither. > > Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to > an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex > change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman > under > the Taliban. > >
7 posted on 10/04/2001 3:56:14 PM PDT by Walkingfeather
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Just a thought

8 posted on 10/04/2001 3:58:22 PM PDT by SERE_DOC
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To: Walkingfeather
kill the bastard and bury him in a pig gut coffin. tell the other sobs that this will be their fate if they f*ck with us...
9 posted on 10/04/2001 3:58:55 PM PDT by go star go
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To: Slyfox
He's still going to be 6'5", which is even rarer in that part of the world than here -- can't hide that easily.
10 posted on 10/04/2001 4:00:23 PM PDT by VeritatisSplendor
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NEWS BULLETIN:
Usama bin Laden Face Lift Pictures


11 posted on 10/04/2001 4:05:59 PM PDT by Deep_6
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aarraagghh. url: http://members.tripod.com/~mrclinton/fuhrer.jpg"
12 posted on 10/04/2001 4:09:06 PM PDT by Deep_6
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To: SERE_DOC
Job Listing at CIA Headquarters:

Plastic Surgeons needed who specialize in liposuction for Middle East mission.
No facial surgery experience neccessary.

13 posted on 10/04/2001 4:09:23 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Deep_6
You know, if he looked like that I don't think I'd EVER recognize him.
14 posted on 10/04/2001 4:12:03 PM PDT by Slyfox
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The longer we wait, the more likely he's going to disappear.
15 posted on 10/04/2001 4:19:16 PM PDT by virgil
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haha...

Tripod.com doesn't seem to allow links to it's
members files. Just another reason I wouldn't recommend
them as an ISP.

Great pix, tho.

16 posted on 10/04/2001 4:19:29 PM PDT by Deep_6
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To: Slyfox
bin Laden has been captured by one of our best undercover trained terrorist killers

Georgekabob Bushwacker.....

17 posted on 10/04/2001 4:32:13 PM PDT by MJY1288
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Mad Cow Albright
18 posted on 10/04/2001 4:43:07 PM PDT by alithia
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To: Slyfox;Registered
Sorry to bother the Master, but, Registered, your input here would be welcome, if you are not otherwise occupied.

No rush.

19 posted on 10/04/2001 4:49:19 PM PDT by caddie
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To: Slyfox
At last look, he resembled the messy rear end of a diseased yak. Perhaps a good plastic surgeon, using good plastic knives and a box cutter, could make him look like the messy rear end of a diseased camel.
20 posted on 10/04/2001 4:50:54 PM PDT by Migraine
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