Rumsfeld Kicks Fox News off Plane

Rush Limbaugh Show ^ | 10-03-2001 | Tony Snow

[JayNorth]

Tony SNow this morning said that Secretary Rumsfeld had kicked Fox News off his plane for his trip around the Middle East.

[C-MAN]

Rita is not a metric ton of Flubb. She is generous, but
actually properly proportioned, with well-turned gams.

C-MAN

[ken5050]

Diane Dimond took a pay cut to get away from Geraldo....after she left, her partents stopped watching, and the show's rating dropped by 80%

Juan Williams is dumb as a rock......period.....

[piasa]

Or the ones we want people to think are at odds with the administration, LOL. either that, or their correspondant ate too much sauerkraut. Phew!

[C-MAN]

You from NY?

Some screen name, BTW.

Not from NY. Why? Did I swerve into a treasured colloquialism? What's wrong with C-MAN? Are you part of the World-Wide conspiracy to hurt my feelings?

I won't torment you with the aetiology. Suffice to say, some liberal maggots in another forum claimed I was a pompous twit (can't imagine why) because I illuminated ad infinitum the paucity of complexity in the liberal body of arguments.

Eventually, I was referred to as "Complex-Man"...C-MAN.

It is kinda Gooney

C-MAN

[gumbo]

LOL. But seriously, I'm still wondering what C-MAN meant by calling Linda Vester a "Rutabaga." Is that an ethnic slur on Swedes? Suppose Vester may be a Swedish name.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I think NBC has the best crew on MSNBC and CNBC: Campbell Brown..."

Ewwww...wide face.

"Ainsly Banfield with the glasses who is now over in Pakistan."

Hmmmm...don't recall seein' her...but I've been almost 100% FoxNewsChannel since 9/11, truth be known.

"And the political reporterette, that Chris Matthews has on all the time with the long brown hair."

Matthews makes me WRETCH!! Whatta dweeb and DemocRATic ButtBuddy Ol' Chris is!!! Can't BELIEVE Limbaugh let Matthews substitute host his show before he let JimRob!! Seriously, wouldn't that be the kewlest if OUR JimRob was bestowed the Honour of Hosting fer Limbaugh?! I think about that ALL THE TIME!!

Or....how 'bout Mark Levin?! BTW, Tony, yer Kickin' Major Lib'ral Butt!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...you talkin' 'bout the blue-eyed wench with the sister and the ol' man reportin', too?! Yeah...she's nice...but quite daft, apparently. Same with that Lib'ral ClintonSycophant redhead NYTimes wench...whatta loser!!

And whattabout that ugly Texas scumbag writer, Molly Ivins?! Let's start botherin' that Ol' HAG!! Whose got Ivins' email address?! Dammit, I'm MAD now!! =^D

[TightSqueeze]

Admit it man, Rita... Schwing!

[oust the louse]

Rita Cosby's voice drives me crazy...as in get her the heck off of the air.My goodness,can't they find someone else who sounds less giddy?

[Mudboy Slim]

"You're absolutely right. It's sad."

What?! SHEEEESH...sad that Limbaugh's groomin' some successors?! Sad that Rush's enjoying the Fruits of his Labors?! Sad that you, my FRiend, cannot find it within yerself to listen to a Pretender like Tony Snow?! Listen, my Friend, and you will agree with me. Tony Snow is on Rush's show for another 50 minutes...check it out!!

FReegards...MUD

[Moonman62]

Good riddance to Paula Zahn. The liberal Gestalt at CNN has probably revived her essential life forces.

When she left, she raised the average IQ at both networks.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Her name is Janene Ford and hubby and I refer to her as Janeane Big-As-A-Ford."

Janene Ford's hubby?! Or yer own?

LOL...MUD

[RooRoobird14]

LOL--I forgot a comma!!

[AmishDude]

a+ib

[HateBill]

Linda Vester is probably the best of the defectors. Highly educated, devout catholic, recently married, BTW.

She married the son of Hank Greenberg, the famous baseball player.

[oust the louse]

"We have a local Phx reporterette with a pretty face who's literally the size of a well-fed linebacker. Since we only see her from the chest up on TV, it's a genuine shock seeing her in person occasionally. Her name is Janene Ford and hubby and I refer to her as Janeane Big-As-A-Ford. LOL!"

Hey,that's my sister your talking about!They call me oust the louse as big as a house....

[C-MAN]

But seriously, I'm still wondering what C-MAN meant by calling Linda Vester a "Rutabaga." Is that an ethnic slur on Swedes? Suppose Vester may be a Swedish name.

Good Lord!....NO, no, no. Ever seen Rutabaga? Merely trying to create some imagery. A C-MAN original. No ethnic or otherwise bigoted anything. Sometimes her eyes are unusually laden with cute little bags, actually cute big bags. That is the state of Rutabagation.

Usually her precise little nose and full/pouting but exact lips prevail. Plus, I like redheads.

C-MAN

[toupsie]

I think it was Monday.

[Mudboy Slim]

Maureen Dowd!! Maureen Dowd!! That's the RedHead NooYawkah who said she'd intimately-counsel li'l willard as long as Slick Willie protected a woman's Right to SLAUGHTER her Unborn Child!!!!!!!!! Ooops...no...it wasn't Maureen Dowd, it was that Blue-Eyed Wench from MSNBC!! No...no...it was Helen Thomas...no...no...it was....

He'p Me!! He'p Me!!

LOL...MUD

[toupsie]

Why are you calling me a worm because I want hear Rush more? Haven't you read what it says in the posting form?

Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts.

Please behave like an adult. Name calling is so Democrat.

[AmishDude]

If it comes down to our so-called allies requiring a face-to-face pep talk by SECDEF personally,

Interesting that this is a SECDEF mission and not a state mission. If there were coalition-building left to be done, it would probably be done via the state department. I have the feeling that Rumsfeld is going over there to tell them (1) how it's going to be executed (2) that they are going to shut up and like it.