This would be much easier than simply proving through the Scripture that what I saw cannot possibly be Biblical. Of course, your problem is that none of your commentaries can help you do this. When there is no evidence to the contrary, Woody must be right.
You asked for it, here you go:
Christ came to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many. That job being accomplished, he now " Sit on [God the Father's] right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool."
Now our call is to serve Christ. And here are the calls to that effect:
Colossians 3:24 Knowing that of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the Lord Christ.
Hebrews 12:28 Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear
Revelation 22:3 And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him:
Looks to me like we're the ones to be serving God. And this is no great thing on our part-- its our "reasonable" service according to Romans 12:2. You think we'll be served by Christ post-Rapture?? I don't think so....