Posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum. The reason is that sometimes mind-numbed sheeple come to this forum just to cause trouble. They come from cesspools such as the RAT underground and democraps dot commie. I have no time to spend with those still on their ceremonial kneepads for Scumbag.
So, to cut to the chase, if a newbie responds to me and on the surface appears to be foolish, I will refer him to this post and 10 questions I would like answered. If he/she cannot answer them, he/she is not worth any discussion or debate time.
1 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick.
2 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton committed multiple perjuries in a deposition and before the grand jury.
3- [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton and Bernie Schwartz should be cellmates because of the transfer of technology to the ChiComs.
4 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton assaulted Kathleen Willey in the White House when she desperately came pleading for a job.
5 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton had his aides leave a pile of rocks on a beach without rocks when he was in Normandy so he could make a cross and have a phony photo-op.
6 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton was responsible for the deaths of brave Rangers in Somalia because he refused to send in armored support which could have saved their lives.
7 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton tried to fix a federal sexual harassment lawsuit and deny a plaintiff her day in court.
8 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton's nose is a great big W.C. Fields' red because of a cocaine problem.
9 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton pushed to allow tens of thousands of criminal aliens to become citizens in 1996 so they could vote for the RATS.
10 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton showed utter disdain for those who wear the uniform by discussing life and death military matters with a congressman on the phone while an intern was servicing him under the desk.
If any of you newbies deny any of the above, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to read what you write. I don't want you for a friend. I don't want you for a neighbor. I don't even want you in my country. You are part of the problem.
The Newbies should appreciate you only listed 10 questions for them.
They don't realize how long it took you to narrow the list down to just 10.
Nope: bacterial infection from anal-oral sex, and improper hygiene.
You graduated, welcome FReeper ;-)
Would you argue with Him and try to convince Him He was wrong?
Or would you just turn your back on Him?
I wish I had time to read novels ... Reading FR is a suitable replacement though. Works for me, anyway.
Boy, howdy! We get enough of that garbage everywhere else.
It was an old Usenet guideline that one should read messages in a forum for a month before posting. That's actually a good thing.
Newbies are new. There will always be newbies -- endless September and all that. There's no shame. We were all newbies somewhere, sometime.
On the other hand, I have no use for newbies who post vanities.
That's fine. Don't read them.
Personally, I have no use for anyone, newbie or not, who doesn't like something and thinks that because of that, it should be censored. If you don't like it, don't look at it.
The same cannot be said for everything Larry says, files, or does.
I think a newbie has to have been flamed by A+Bert before becoming a freebie. Trouble is he keeps getting banned so it can take awhile. I'm a newbie both because I'm new and hey no matter how I tried A+Bert wouldn't flame me. Oh well.
Two more prerequisite questions you should have included (must be answered in the affirmative in order to be considered a true FReeper):
[]yes []no Do you believe Bill Clinton is the literal embodiment of the antichrist?
[]yes []no Are you prepared to look like an obsessed psychotic for the rest of your life, ranting about, among other things, the penis of a disgraced former president?
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