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NEWBIES: Please Take the Simple Newbie Test
DFU | 9-30-01 | dfu

Posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland

Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum. The reason is that sometimes mind-numbed sheeple come to this forum just to cause trouble. They come from cesspools such as the RAT underground and democraps dot commie. I have no time to spend with those still on their ceremonial kneepads for Scumbag.

So, to cut to the chase, if a newbie responds to me and on the surface appears to be foolish, I will refer him to this post and 10 questions I would like answered. If he/she cannot answer them, he/she is not worth any discussion or debate time.

1 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick.

2 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton committed multiple perjuries in a deposition and before the grand jury.

3- [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton and Bernie Schwartz should be cellmates because of the transfer of technology to the ChiComs.

4 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton assaulted Kathleen Willey in the White House when she desperately came pleading for a job.

5 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton had his aides leave a pile of rocks on a beach without rocks when he was in Normandy so he could make a cross and have a phony photo-op.

6 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton was responsible for the deaths of brave Rangers in Somalia because he refused to send in armored support which could have saved their lives.

7 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton tried to fix a federal sexual harassment lawsuit and deny a plaintiff her day in court.

8 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton's nose is a great big W.C. Fields' red because of a cocaine problem.

9 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton pushed to allow tens of thousands of criminal aliens to become citizens in 1996 so they could vote for the RATS.

10 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton showed utter disdain for those who wear the uniform by discussing life and death military matters with a congressman on the phone while an intern was servicing him under the desk.

If any of you newbies deny any of the above, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to read what you write. I don't want you for a friend. I don't want you for a neighbor. I don't even want you in my country. You are part of the problem.


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To: doug from upland
Hey Doug!

The Newbies should appreciate you only listed 10 questions for them.

They don't realize how long it took you to narrow the list down to just 10.

101 posted on 10/01/2001 3:02:45 PM PDT by HoustonKevin
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To: doug from upland
"8 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton's nose is a great big W.C. Fields' red because of a cocaine problem. "

Nope: bacterial infection from anal-oral sex, and improper hygiene.

102 posted on 10/01/2001 3:12:34 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: doug from upland
I get a 90%. I'm not so sure about cocaine habit.
103 posted on 10/01/2001 3:16:21 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: doug from upland
Most of the commies don't think Bill has been impeached.
104 posted on 10/01/2001 3:19:54 PM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: VRWC_minion
See No. 60 above. The RATS who are attacking Bush over supposed cocaine use do not even want to hear that Scumbag was often coked out of his mind. That helped him become a psychopath.
105 posted on 10/01/2001 3:21:36 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I believe if a newbie answers yes to any of these, that person is on the road to enlightenment and should be nurtured and mentored so that they will continue to pursue the truth.
106 posted on 10/01/2001 3:22:45 PM PDT by clamper1797
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To: doug from upland
Wow, DFU! How can we educate some of them if we don't argue with their crap?
107 posted on 10/01/2001 3:23:23 PM PDT by FrogMom
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To: doug from upland
I'm having a lot of fun watching these crybaby liberals (redundant, huh?) on FR. It's so funny to watch the babies show their anger that Bill Clintax had no "opportunity" for the geatness that President Bush is enjoying. We don't even have to hook them into a stupid attack. They jump right on the boat.
108 posted on 10/01/2001 3:26:20 PM PDT by AlGone2001
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To: SurferDoc
I knew all the right answers to these questions long before I came her a couple of months ago. And anyone who thimks they can intimidate me by being here longer can line up to kiss my a$$.

You graduated, welcome FReeper ;-)

109 posted on 10/01/2001 3:27:56 PM PDT by FrogMom
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To: Hidy
Just to test how firmly held your beliefs are, what would you say if Bill Clinton answered one or two -- or perhaps all -- of these questions in the positive?

Would you argue with Him and try to convince Him He was wrong?

Or would you just turn your back on Him?

110 posted on 10/01/2001 3:29:56 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: FrogMom
You're probably right. If they answere, "I don't know," perhaps there is help. They have been hiding from the truth so long that to admit they were foolish is probably very difficult.
111 posted on 10/01/2001 3:30:48 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: lara
Once I read novels, now all I read is FR.

I wish I had time to read novels ... Reading FR is a suitable replacement though. Works for me, anyway.

112 posted on 10/01/2001 3:35:06 PM PDT by altair
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To: doug from upland
13 - [ ]yes [ ] no - bill clinton's legacy is the WTC/Pentagon attacks.
113 posted on 10/01/2001 3:36:00 PM PDT by snippy_about_it
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To: PWL
Misconception about FR. Liberals are not wanted here. We know your BS better than you do. We don't need or want to read it here.
114 posted on 10/01/2001 3:36:31 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: VRWC_minion
We don't need or want to read it here.

Boy, howdy! We get enough of that garbage everywhere else.

115 posted on 10/01/2001 3:42:35 PM PDT by FrogMom
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To: kidd
Take it easy on newbies that reply to posted articles.

It was an old Usenet guideline that one should read messages in a forum for a month before posting. That's actually a good thing.

Newbies are new. There will always be newbies -- endless September and all that. There's no shame. We were all newbies somewhere, sometime.

On the other hand, I have no use for newbies who post vanities.

That's fine. Don't read them.

Personally, I have no use for anyone, newbie or not, who doesn't like something and thinks that because of that, it should be censored. If you don't like it, don't look at it.

116 posted on 10/01/2001 3:46:28 PM PDT by altair
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To: doug from upland
Man I hate tests... is it 15? No, wait, the square root of the sum of the squares of the sides.. 27?
Hey I don't want to have to leave the country! ..help me out here!
Is the answer cheese?
117 posted on 10/01/2001 3:53:25 PM PDT by a_federalist
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To: Askel5
I don't think so. The questions in Doug's little test have been reported and repeated by many sources through the years. Most of them are well documented.

The same cannot be said for everything Larry says, files, or does.

118 posted on 10/01/2001 3:59:00 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: Slyfox
"How long is a newbie a newbie? And, most importantly, when do they become a FreeBie? "

I think a newbie has to have been flamed by A+Bert before becoming a freebie. Trouble is he keeps getting banned so it can take awhile. I'm a newbie both because I'm new and hey no matter how I tried A+Bert wouldn't flame me. Oh well.

119 posted on 10/01/2001 4:01:39 PM PDT by a_federalist
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To: doug from upland
"Yes" to most, "probably" and "I don't know" to a couple.

Two more prerequisite questions you should have included (must be answered in the affirmative in order to be considered a true FReeper):

[]yes []no Do you believe Bill Clinton is the literal embodiment of the antichrist?

[]yes []no Are you prepared to look like an obsessed psychotic for the rest of your life, ranting about, among other things, the penis of a disgraced former president?

120 posted on 10/01/2001 4:06:07 PM PDT by nicknack
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