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Why we need I D Cards for Politicians
http://www.aci.net/kalliste/lfctimes/idcards_pol.htm ^ | Oct. 1, 2001 | George F. Smith

Posted on 09/29/2001 10:05:04 PM PDT by constitution

Why We Need ID Cards for Politicians by George F. Smith Crisis is good for statist-leaning governments such as that of the U.S., because it affords them the opportunity to package new oppressions under the guise of needed security.

Lately, U.S. citizens have been treated to the idea of a national ID card so police can tell good guys from bad ones. Such a system will never, of course, be abused. Like all government programs it will be competently and economically implemented, and will, in fact, produce the desired results because it's not motivated by profit.

Indeed, it will be anti-profit in nature, like most government programs, making it more virtuous still. And thankfully, it will be a cinch to implement, especially if we behave ourselves and don't blather on about erosion of our rights and other such irrelevancies.

Oracle's Larry Ellison has even offered to give the government the needed software for free, on the grounds that we don't have any freedom left anyway, so what's the big deal? What patriotism! It's been hours since I've seen an instance of "sanction of the victim." He'll probably get the Congressional Medal of Honor.

But there is a certain appeal in knowing things about people. Our politicians, with stunning novelty, imply that the danger is in the private sector, that they need to control the comings, goings, whereabouts, liaisons, toothpaste and whatnot of each of us.

If they stamp out privacy, they can nab the thousand or so terrorists in our midst currently working to blow us to hell and back. And they can keep would-be murderers from coming over here and doing the same.

A mere glance at their hologram IDs would tell a cop in a second what they were up to. And if they had no card to hand over, haul them away on treason.

Since only the unpatriotic would ever object to surrendering freedom, I have a proposal of my own: ID cards for politicians only.

Politician IDs.

I'm not implying our elected officials can't be trusted, mind you. When was the last time you heard a politician lie? My suggestion is offered in the spirit of security and national unity.

Imagine if we had a system compelling politicians to swipe their card through a reader every time they entered a building — any building, for any purpose. Suppose further this information were captured in some free Oracle database accessible by every voter.

Notwithstanding the hurdles of accessing Oracle databases, we'd have a beautiful way to track our servants in government. We could even tie their congressional voting record to their card and maybe get Larry Ellison to write free reports so we could read executive summaries of their legislative records and find out what we pay them to do.

Maybe Ellison could even link in their email address book so we'd know who sends them birthday greetings.

Think of the reform it would bring to political campaigns. They would speak, we would listen, and we could easily compute their liar's average — what they claim against what they did.

Of course no system is perfect, and it's always possible through some freak accident that a congressperson could be implicated for something he or she was not involved in.

We know, for instance, that upstanding congressional leaders charged with the responsibility of handling intelligence information would never enter the apartment building of an intern.

A simple straight-faced denial and perhaps a self-administered lie-detector test is all that's needed to get him off the hook.

Admittedly, there might be one or two bureaucrats over the period of a century who, for patriotic reasons, mind you, would abridge the card system for some unclean purpose — like deactivating a reader in a parking deck to meet foreign nationals for campaign donations, in exchange for some little thing they want.

To track people coming to politicians' offices or other places of habitation, we could insist all visitors be issued temporary smart IDs. That way we'll know where they've been and who they've been with.

Isn't that what you want of your kids? There are some obvious flaws in my proposal, not the least of which is getting it passed into law. But since politicians are "putting everything out on the table" these days, why not one that would make them take notice?


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per request of G. F. Smith who is a free-lance writer.
1 posted on 09/29/2001 10:05:04 PM PDT by constitution (HELP! SAVE ME!)
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To: constitution
OOmPh!
2 posted on 09/29/2001 10:07:06 PM PDT by constitution
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To: constitution
How about this?
3 posted on 09/29/2001 10:08:07 PM PDT by constitution
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To: constitution
Sure. Let's see if they will be the first in line to recieve the mark.
Who goes first? Gephart? Hillary?
4 posted on 09/29/2001 10:14:11 PM PDT by concerned about politics
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To: constitution
Man oh Man. I really think you might have something, I'm going the write Hilly and Condom and see if we can count on there support. I'm sure they will try to get Trafficcan't to go along to.
5 posted on 09/29/2001 10:28:10 PM PDT by The Real Deal
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To: constitution
Politicians definitely need to wear motorcycle crash helmets while on the job. It's for their own good. Those little soft heads need protection.
6 posted on 09/29/2001 10:49:31 PM PDT by Tax Government
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To: Tax Government
I could use a raise, I wonder which one of these congress critters could pony up a little tax increase to pay my salary? I can just check the Oracle database....

Mr.M

7 posted on 09/30/2001 7:13:14 AM PDT by Marie Antoinette
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To: Marie Antoinette
Just think of the people who will decide not to run for office!
8 posted on 09/30/2001 8:22:28 AM PDT by constitution
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To: constitution
Stop 'em in their tracks.
9 posted on 09/30/2001 8:31:05 AM PDT by constitution
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To: constitution
Forget the bloody ID cards. I'd settle for a freakin' security check for all of them!
10 posted on 09/30/2001 8:33:09 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: constitution
The only people that need ID cards are our government workers, they are the ones that poss the biggest threat to this country. Clinton and his communist Democrats made the attack on this country possible. Everyone the helps the terrorists in any way will be arrested but not on person is calling for the Arrest of the Clintons. They released terrorist and also got money from them. Hitlary won't give them their money back, Why? What did they pay Hitlary for and what did Hitlary give them in return? Why was our election rigged for Hitlary to get the Senate seat? Not only is their a power grab for the Senate but those terrorist must have wanted her in office for some reason. Jackson's connection with the Clinton's could play a big part in getting information to the Talibans. Hitlary and Condit have nothing to loose, so what would prevent them from selling out our millitary? More to Gephardt than we know. Why would Gephardt put Condit on a Subcommitte to fight terrorist? What give with Gephardt, not removing Hitlary or Condit from office seems to me as acts treasonist against this country.
11 posted on 09/30/2001 8:44:32 AM PDT by rebapiper
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To: Tax Government
Don't let them handcuff us further. The ID card for citizens can be made to sound so innocuous. So was the income tax when it was first proposed. "Oh, it's only for the very, very rich. It'll never be applied to the rest of us."

They are our servants. Their jobs depend on how effectively they can lie to us. They were largely responsible for creating the mess we're in. If you had domestics who let suicidal murderers destroy the lives of your loved ones and reduce your property to rubble, would you give them more power?

Let them think about who they really are -- our servants. Treat them like servants in disgrace. Let them ponder their lives with an ID card to worry about.
12 posted on 09/30/2001 9:11:32 AM PDT by gfs543
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To: gfs543
I posted this under political humor, but it is not too funny, right?
13 posted on 09/30/2001 4:05:04 PM PDT by constitution
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