[TrappedInLiberalHell]

-- When breaking into song, a full orchestra will accompany you (but be completely invisible)
-- Movie people have an ESP-like ability to almost never speak when someone else is speaking. They all seem to take their turns. Kind of the way fish in schools never seem to bump into each other.
-- Bad guys, without exception, have a pathological need to reveal any evil plan(s) they may have, just before they are about to kill the one guy (or girl) that has any chance in hell of stopping said plan(s).
-- Cameramen have a sixth sense about explosions. They never seem to get caught inside the blast radius, but instead are always at a safe distance.
-- Soda cans invariably have their labels clearly visible.

That's all I can think of right now. I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

[Cagey]

That's all I can think of right now. I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

Well, in that case I'll have to get some of the Orange Juice you drank earlier. Good post.

[Ichneumon]

When breaking into song, a full orchestra will accompany you (but be completely invisible)

...unless it's a Mel Brooks movie (e.g. "Blazing Saddles", "High Anxiety").