'Drive on a Parkway - and Park on a Driveway'.
Call items sent by car a "Shipment"
then call items sent by boat..."Cargo"
We make Coyboys wear Two Spurs, when everyone knows that when one side of a horse goes, the other side goes, too.
We don't require Real Estate Agents to sell houses near an Airport specifically to deaf people.
All of our children tell us, their parents, that they want to 'Live their own life' and to let them 'think for themselves'...then watch as they dress and talk just like every other child in the neighborhood.....
Yep..Those Afghans are much more crazy that we silly Americans.....NOT!!!!!!!!
I mean, we invaded Granada, for Pete's sake! We took the 4th largest army in the world and turned it into the 2nd largest army in Iraq in 36 hours. We dropped nukes on Japan and killed more Germans in ONE RAID on Dresden than all Americans COMBINED were lost to the Japanese and Germans in WW2. We took Cuba from Spain and New Mexico from old Mexico just because we felt like it. We won so many Indian wars that we stopped giving them individual names. We hadn't even heard of Korea or French Indochina/Vietnam, but we went to war for a few friends of ours over there just because that's the kind of guys we are.
Serbia, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, even Barbary pirates.
So then these jokers come along and kill over 6,000 Americans with our own planes while taking down two of our prestigious buildings?! Heck, we weren't even mad at poor Serbia and look at what we did to their undeserving butts.
Let's face it, other nations just DO NOT understand that Americans won't back down. We stand our ground. Tom Petty even wrote a song about it, and how's THAT for just how crazy we are?!
Hey! they get cold! What's so crazy about that? OOPS! Never mind, don't answer that,LOL.
"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant economy size new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.
"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can't hold our sock hops. We walk taller, spit farther, f**k longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and s**t them out before lunch."
(From Holidays In Hell, "Life Among The Euro-Weenies," by P. J. O'Rourke.)
He's wilder and crazier than yer Ayatollas and yo mamma bin lobbins an what have yew, cause he's a Texican an ya don't mess with them crazy Texicans!!!
Then, we were nuts enough to use it on Japan.
Believe me we are insane enough to use it again...
What was that line in Red Dawn, to paraphrasing: There were a billion Muslims 30 minutes ago.
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