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We're More Nuts Than You
Free Republic | 9/21/01 | Orion Ramsey

Posted on 09/27/2001 12:20:43 PM PDT by geaux

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To: patriciaruth
There was a great line from that era. An American abolitionist was speaking in England during the Late Unpleasantness Between the States, and a heckler said, "How come you people haven't beaten the Confederacy in sixty days like you said you would?"

The abolitionist shot back, "I forgot that we were fighting Americans instead of Englishmen!"

21 posted on 09/27/2001 12:56:53 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: geaux
Great post! Thanks, we need to be able to laugh some it shows we are healing!
22 posted on 09/27/2001 12:57:36 PM PDT by sweetkitty
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To: geaux
Certifiably Red Neck Hillbilly Nuts!!!

ROTFLMAO...
23 posted on 09/27/2001 1:01:30 PM PDT by bluetoad
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To: Alberta's Child
I prefer the late Philadelphia Mayor, Frank Rizzo, who said that he was going to be so tough, he'd make Attila the Hun look like a panzy!

He then went out and had his police department drop a bomb on a house in his own city. Burned down two blocks!

24 posted on 09/27/2001 1:11:12 PM PDT by gridlock
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To: enraged, geaux, headsonpikes, mike2right, WindMinstrel, KansasConservative
United nations in NY, somehow not part of US territory, Or so I've heard

Holy c**p -- you're right!

From http://www.un.org/tours/pages/gi.htm:

International Territory

When you pass through the gates of the United Nations Headquarters in New York, you enter international territory. The 18-acre site extends from 42nd Street to 48th Street, and from First Avenue to the East River.

The land does not belong to just one country, but to all countries that have joined the Organization. The United Nations has its own security and fire forces, issues its own postage stamps and conducts business in its six official languages: Arabic, Chinese, English, French, Russian and Spanish.

25 posted on 09/27/2001 1:26:22 PM PDT by TexRef
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To: TexRef
Well, like the man said; we're nuts. And we're proud of our nut-ness.
26 posted on 09/27/2001 1:29:23 PM PDT by geaux
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To: gridlock
LOL! That reminds me of a story about Bishop John Hughes of New York back during the Civil War. There was a lot of anti-Catholic sentiment in the Union at the time because the Irish immigrants who had settled in the U.S. were not terribly interested in joining the Union Army (part of this was family-related, since many of these immigrants had extended family members who just happened to live in the Confederate states). Some Catholic buildings were vandalized during a series of draft riots in New York, and Bishop Hughes got wind of a loosely-organized campaign to destroy Catholic churches in the city.

He called a meeting of city government officials and business leaders, most of whom were Protestant.

"I've just received a message," he said, "from my brother bishop in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He said the he can send an armed band of several thousand Irish coal miners to New York on a moment's notice. I swear to all of you here, if there is one Catholic church destroyed I will see to it that this entire city is burned to the ground."

They never had a problem after that, and they didn't call Bishop Hughes "Dagger John" for nothing.

27 posted on 09/27/2001 1:33:50 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: geaux
That reminds me. Whatever happened to the guy who was going to cut off his feet ?
28 posted on 09/27/2001 1:37:12 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: VRWC_minion
CutOffMyFeet
29 posted on 09/27/2001 2:02:42 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: amom,Snow Bunny, A GREAT BIT OF HUMOR
ping
30 posted on 09/27/2001 2:12:17 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: HiTech RedNeck' VRWC_minion
No kidding; speaking of nuts, huh? Looks like he still has a few weeks to come up with an excuse not to go through with it.
31 posted on 09/27/2001 2:40:26 PM PDT by geaux
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To: patriciaruth, lawgirl
Thanks for the ping, Patriciaruth!
32 posted on 09/27/2001 2:47:52 PM PDT by mtngrl@vrwc
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To: geaux
I already saw this act in Las Vegs, only they used a really sexy babe instead of feet.
33 posted on 09/27/2001 3:17:55 PM PDT by VRWC_minion
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
I LOVE this. thank you so much for the ping.
34 posted on 09/27/2001 5:07:54 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Hillary's lovely legs, LBGA, mountaineer, Utah Girl, Big Wave Betty, Pubmom, Timeout, COB1, ClancyJ,
Bump
35 posted on 09/27/2001 5:09:11 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Iowa Granny, CheneyChick, swheats, daisyscafrlett
Bump
36 posted on 09/27/2001 5:10:12 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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Bump
37 posted on 09/27/2001 5:11:29 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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Bump
38 posted on 09/27/2001 5:12:44 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Miss Marple,Dog,MozartLover,kayak,OneidaM,kd5cts,summer
Ping for a great article!
39 posted on 09/27/2001 5:13:58 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: geaux
Do not taunt "Happy Fun Ball"
40 posted on 09/27/2001 5:15:28 PM PDT by humblegunner
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