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To: ohioWfan
Well, you've got my prayers, but just to be safe, take along a pound of bacon with you. If you're hijacked, open that sucker up and just pelt that guy with raw bacon. If you're going to die, the least you can do is die happy knowing he can't get into paradise if he dies with a dead pig on him. :o)
23 posted on 09/26/2001 7:06:55 PM PDT by McGavin999
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To: McGavin999
If you're hijacked, open that sucker up and just pelt that guy with raw bacon. If you're going to die, the least you can do is die happy knowing he can't get into paradise if he dies with a dead pig on him. :o)

Now that's something I had not thought of, McGavin!!! Thanks for the idea!! LOL!!

37 posted on 09/26/2001 7:13:16 PM PDT by ohioWfan
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To: McGavin999
Thanks for the "tip". I am thinking about flying to Maine to visit my daughter and her family, so I'll just carry one of those 2 lb. slabs of bacon on the plane with me and if I have to hit a hijacker with it maybe it will knock him out!
43 posted on 09/26/2001 7:17:28 PM PDT by jtill
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To: McGavin999
ROFLMAO!!!
94 posted on 09/26/2001 8:44:28 PM PDT by Calpublican
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To: McGavin999
re: bacon, my hubby says pork skins will work just as well (and they're easier to throw). :-D
100 posted on 09/26/2001 8:52:03 PM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch
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