FReeoples // Thread 206

[tomkat]

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[grannie9]

We bought a house in Cape Coral. West coast.

We're leaving a couple days before Halloween. I hope I feel secure flying then.

My daughter and family are on their way to Disneyworld this morning.. Whew! I'll be glad when she calls from there.

And I'll be even more glad when they get home...

[palo verde]

I hope persecutor joins our pirate ship
you don't think he'll have principles about selling our women into harems?
he's very chivalarous
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

all will be well
they'll be fine
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

How can he have too many principals, if he took me on as a client? lol

When I was four our next door neighbors were also Italian.. I can still smell and taste her sauce now at my age.. I'll never forget it, and I've never had anything close to it..

[grannie9]

He used to always wave a big dish under my nose and say, "you no like?" and pretend to take it away. He always teased me.. He knew how I couldn't wait. We ate under his grape arbor...

[palo verde]

so far only AC has demonstrated talent for being a pirate
I thought the men on our thread would be better pirates
maybe their wits have been scattered from the news
I hope to see progress
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

oh grannie, you're making me miss my Sicilian neighbors
I adored them
I'm wiping a tear from my eye
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

AC thinks you're the best Pirate ever.. You were a good waitress too... lol

[grannie9]

I think we're the only three nuts on board.. The rest are normal, maybe... Notice, I said maybe.. lol

[palo verde]

when christine was first on the thread yesterday
tomkat said you won, but we're fresh out of cruises
I fell over
what a golden opportunity he let slip thru his fingers
now he'll need to exercise ingenuity
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi grannie
I'm thrilled AC said I'm a good pirate
thanks for saying I'm a good waitress
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

He was a wild colonial boy – Dan Peters was his name
He was born and bred in Ireland’s good ole county Blaine…..

A life on the ocean waves… Ta Dah
‘tis better than going to sea…..

Oh! Rock me to sleep on a clothesline .. te dum

And on her breast they laid a dove
To signify she died for love…..

Whistle… whistle..

Wakey Wakey my turtle doves, rise and shine, the mornings fine… somewhere. Show a leg me beauties, Oh! Mo what a hairy leg you have .. oops sorry that’s better…c’mon me hearties. Today we celebrate the birthday of that old Pirate favorite… the one and only, Abdul Abulbul Amir… who gave a shellacking to our Russian friend Ivan Skavinsky Scavar.

Sings... Oh! the streets were all lined with harlots entwined……dum de dum de dum dum…Get that animal out of your hammock palo. We’ve got enough animals in the crew. … His eye bore a leer of desire, dum dum dum

Our good Captain….. known affectionately by some as the old goat. Has decided that on this day of our great hero Abdul, ye shall all learn the ditty my pretties. The music is simple and endless. When we meet up with that yankee gun runner the Capt’n wants ye to all in fine fettle and voice. Chief, do we have to be locked below when we meet the Yankees? Why no, my little canaries, ye have nothing to fear… he he he!, we lock the men below. Now move it !!!

For the wenches: N

The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
and quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the bravest by far in the ranks of the shah,
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir.

For our lady pirates and for all those who don’t know the music Put you thumb print on Abdul

Abdul Abulbul Amir and sing it ladies.

IF SEX = “F” GOTO ENDIT
ELSE
PERFORM HAREM-ROUTINE.
GOTO ENDIT.

HAREM-ROUTINE.

The harems of Egypt are fine to behold,
The harlots the fairest of fair,
But the fairest of all was owned by a sheik,
Named Abdul Abulbul Emir.

A day was arranged for the spectacle great,
A holiday proclaimed by the Tsar,
And the streets were all lined with the harlots assigned,
To Ivan Skavinsky Scavar.

For the rest of you offal poke yer marlin spikes below:

Abdul Abulbul Emir two pirate versions

ENDIT. EXIT.

[grannie9]

The only ingenuity he'll be exercising will be how to freep the war protesters at the rally this weekend...

He'd better watch his back, and I don't mean behind him... I mean the one he uses for golf... lol

[palo verde]

grannie, who is the third nut?

AC is a fabulous captain of a pirate ship
tomkit is the best ever proprieter of an eating establishment
I am lucky
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

You guys are the bestest pirates that every sailed un the Jolly Rodger.

Listen the music version then then you will get the full flavor of the song.

And you got a lesson in COBOL programming - I hope you understood that you were "F" and had to go to ENDIT, and didn't fall through into the HAREM. :))

[palo verde]

I love my boss
he's hot about everything which happened
I'm hoping he'll be sensible in DC
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

AC... that's terrible... Where did you find those? We'll never get anyone on our ship now... lol

[palo verde]

hi sweetie pie

[palo verde]

ac is back so I feel secure
I'll see you both later
here's a kiss for both of you
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

And you got a lesson in COBOL programming - I hope you understood that you were "F" and had to go to ENDIT, and didn't fall through into the HAREM. :))

That's the least of my worries.. OMG.. How do you come up with this stuff so early in the morning?

You pervert, you must think it up all night!