You should have stopped there...you would have been credited with getting one right for once. But you had to spoil it and demonstrate the thruth of my original comment.
I would dearly love to sit on FR and exchange quips with you but it's kind of like playing with the cat. Cute for a while but not much of an intellectual challenge.
Playing with yourself is more like it, leave the cat out of it.
Cut and run is the usual technique for cowards.