LOL!
Unfortunately, I am afraid that they would just rather surrender to the enemy than fight for the United States - that would require engaging in violence! After all, it's all our fault, why, with our ozone-layer depleting SUVs we consume far more than the rest of the world, and our support of the brutal Israeli regime against the peaceful Palestinian people - no wonder the rest of the world hates us! If we would just try to listen and understand them, we could live in peace and harmony. Can't we all just get along?
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try.....
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Well then let them surrender on the battlefield.
There is a certain symmetry to that...