How can I become the next Hillary Clinton?
Dear Dotti: I've been a great admirer of Hillary Clinton - and now that she's been elected a U.S. Senator and got herself an $8 million book deal, I'm more in awe of her than ever. After all she's been through, she's on top of the world, while a lot of the people who tried to make trouble for her are history. I'm still in college, but I aspire to have a successful career in politics, too. How do you think I should go about following in the footsteps of my biggest role model, Hillary Rodham Clinton? - Jennifer in Kentucky
Dear Jennifer: First, find a whiny husband who likes to lie and cheat. Then eat until your thighs are the size of tree trunks. And last but not least, invest $20 in the stock market and make a million in less than a year!