This was emailed to me by a friend who apparently got it from a friend. I don't know if it's showed up on FR yet, but if it has my apologies, yet a rerun can't hurt.
1 posted on
09/21/2001 8:28:42 AM PDT by
xzins
To: xzins
It's been around the world three times now; and it still has me FOFLMAO! Thanks, JL
2 posted on
09/21/2001 8:32:03 AM PDT by
lodwick
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To: xzins
I laughed so hard I cried! Thanks for sharing.
To: xzins
italics off.
To: xzins
"Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns."ROFL! Send our thanks to the author(s), please!
10 posted on
09/21/2001 9:03:34 AM PDT by
LeeMcCoy
To: xzins
Anyway, what I was going to say is, if you were Bin Laden, you'd have to be s****ing your pants, wouldn't you?
Almost everyone in the World wants this bastard captured or dead. In fact, there's probably not much doubt that his face is the best known in the World at the moment.
He'd have to find a very deserted island to hide on (and even then, the local lizard population would probably finger him!)
To: xzins
Actually, I'd rather hear it translated into Mafia-speak. Let's get Joe Pesci on the case.
15 posted on
09/21/2001 9:35:41 AM PDT by
rdww
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