May the caca of the flying pigs cover their land! -Ancient quote
Posted on 09/20/2001 5:57:39 AM PDT by Stallone
Hold on. Stop the panic.
Supermen, these suicide agents? Not at all.
These Islamic so-called invincibles derive their 'strength' from the Koran.
Islamic terrorists have been taught to believe that heaven and frisky virgins await them for dying in their unholy actions.
Courage has NOTHING to do with it.
Anyone who has read Superman comics, or Greek mythology, knows that a titan comes with a vulnerability.
America's own vulnerability was Politically-Correct Leftist Socialists, and the Racial Profiling Opponents (they are so gone now - Thank God!).
The seeds of defeat of the Islamic terrorists were planted deep within the Koran a thousand years ago, and cannot be rewritten or altered after the fact.
The Islamic terrorist will be denied paradise and frisky virgins IF HE IS CONTAMINATED WITH THE BLOOD AND FLESH OF THE SWINE.
You know...Kryptonite...Achilles' Heel...now PIG SKIN & PIG SH*T.
Solution?
Everyone in the military MUST BE KNOWN to coat bullets, missiles, and bombs with pork fat.
Every airline MUST BE KNOWN to serve BLT's as in-flight meals, have pigskin cockpit doors and seats, distribute non-lethal pork-fat spray cans (forget the mace or pepper spray).
Every suicide terrorist's remains, anywhere in the world, MUST BE KNOWN to be buried in a pigskin blanket with his private parts fed to pigs.
The result?
These Islamic terrorists will be reduced to the impoverished camel jockeys they always were.
No more suicide terrorists.
America. It's time.
Let's bring him back to the earth. Pig sh*t, actually. Buy Boeing, American Airlines, Hilton, and especially PORK BELLY FUTURES, while they are cheap!
Stallone
May the caca of the flying pigs cover their land! -Ancient quote
They will never be victorious ...until Pigs Fly...oh...what!...OH NO!!!
Just what good will frisky virgins do to a jerk that just vaporizes his body, including the essential parts required for meeting frisky virgins? Am I wrong or are these guys REALLY dumb?
These fanatics are deranged.
We need to use their perverted perspective on their religion against them.
So...let's give our media something useful to do.
Like reporting worldwide the made-in-America antidote to Islamic terrorism.
BUMP
A major drawback (you remember him from John Wayne movies) would be the misery inflicted on innocent Moslems, but strange things happen in time of war.....
You sir, are not wrong!
Hmmm...Smoked Hickory-style Bacon...my fave!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.